Wrong Cops Page #2

Synopsis: Duke is a crooked and music-mad police officer. Frankly, he's a really bad cop. He deals recreational drugs and loves to bully the citizens of Los Angeles. Among Duke's partners in the department are a sexually abusive policeman, an extortionist blonde, a family guy with a dubious past, and a one-eyed extremist who dreams of becoming a techno musician. Their once smoothly running corrupt scheme develops a critical flaw when a guy whom Duke shots by accident and stuffs in the trunk of his car suddenly turns out to be alive...
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Quentin Dupieux
Production: IFC Films
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.9
Metacritic:
25
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
83 min
Website
308 Views


- You stole a magazine

from that poor guy?

- Yeah.

- You're such a d*ckhead.

- He had loads of 'em.

It's an old fag rag.

It's kind of good.

- You won't shake his hand,

but you've got no problem

touching the magazine

that he jacks off to?

- F***!

- What?

- Oh, my God.

This is so huge.

You're not gonna believe this.

- What? Show me.

Jesus f***ing Christ.

- Yeah.

- What are you doing in this

sh*t hole, man?

It's gross.

Last time I ate here,

I had the shits for two days.

- Look, I don't care.

Do you have my weed?

Yeah.

There you go.

And I gave you an extra half

because I like you.

- Why the f*** hasn't that stupid kid

stopped staring at me since I got here?

- Which kid?

That one?

- Yeah, it's bugging me.

- Hey, little twerp.

Stop staring at my friend

while he's eating, okay?

It bothers him.

- Yeah, don't look at me,

even when I'm not eating.

Don't ever look at me.

Hey, do you mind

if I pay you, uh, next time?

I'm having some money issues.

- How long have these

money issues been going on?

I mean, you already owe me

520 bucks, Sunshine.

What are you up to?

- Yeah, look, I'm being screwed

by this home shopping thing.

I ordered

this bodybuilding machine,

like, ultrasophisticated,

and they screwed up,

and they charged me ten times for it.

- You, bodybuilding?

- Well, I haven't-

I haven't

received the machine yet, so...

- Yeah, but it means you intend to

start.

- Well, yeah.

Why not?

I just can't picture you bodybuilding,

that's all.

Hey.

I'm just thinking...

Do you want

to pay your debt off to me

by carrying out a little favor?

Nice and easy.

- Well, have to see.

What is it?

- Well, I mean, you know,

I don't want to talk about it here.

Let's take a walk.

- Oh, my God.

Who is that guy?

- Nobody.

Just some guy.

- What happened?

Did you run him over?

- No, I shot him by mistake.

- This is not how we're gonna

fit in with the neighbors.

Why did you do that?

- Shut up, Mommy.

Everything is fine.

No one saw anything.

Fate wanted this, not me.

Can you help me lift this f***er?

- I got this.

All right.

I didn't like the guy anyway.

- I'll dump him in the river.

Oh, no!

I thought you were dead!

- Yeah, me too.

- F***!

- Wh...wh...

What was the music you were listening to

when you were driving?

I liked it a lot.

- Ugh, that's disgusting.

- So listen.

You take him,

you get rid of him neatly,

and I simply forget

about the money you owe me.

It's as easy as that.

- I've never killed anyone before.

I don't know if I can.

It's kind of scary, Duke.

I'm not-

ugh, I'm not feeling it.

- What are you afraid of?

There's nothing to do.

The guy is 75% dead already.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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