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- You stole a magazine
from that poor guy?
- Yeah.
- You're such a d*ckhead.
- He had loads of 'em.
It's an old fag rag.
It's kind of good.
- You won't shake his hand,
but you've got no problem
touching the magazine
that he jacks off to?
- F***!
- What?
- Oh, my God.
This is so huge.
You're not gonna believe this.
- What? Show me.
Jesus f***ing Christ.
- Yeah.
- What are you doing in this
sh*t hole, man?
It's gross.
Last time I ate here,
I had the shits for two days.
- Look, I don't care.
Do you have my weed?
Yeah.
There you go.
And I gave you an extra half
because I like you.
- Why the f*** hasn't that stupid kid
stopped staring at me since I got here?
- Which kid?
That one?
- Yeah, it's bugging me.
- Hey, little twerp.
Stop staring at my friend
while he's eating, okay?
It bothers him.
- Yeah, don't look at me,
even when I'm not eating.
Don't ever look at me.
Hey, do you mind
if I pay you, uh, next time?
- How long have these
I mean, you already owe me
520 bucks, Sunshine.
What are you up to?
- Yeah, look, I'm being screwed
by this home shopping thing.
I ordered
this bodybuilding machine,
like, ultrasophisticated,
and they screwed up,
and they charged me ten times for it.
- You, bodybuilding?
- Well, I haven't-
I haven't
received the machine yet, so...
- Yeah, but it means you intend to
start.
- Well, yeah.
Why not?
I just can't picture you bodybuilding,
that's all.
Hey.
I'm just thinking...
Do you want
to pay your debt off to me
by carrying out a little favor?
Nice and easy.
- Well, have to see.
What is it?
- Well, I mean, you know,
I don't want to talk about it here.
Let's take a walk.
- Oh, my God.
Who is that guy?
- Nobody.
Just some guy.
- What happened?
Did you run him over?
- No, I shot him by mistake.
- This is not how we're gonna
fit in with the neighbors.
Why did you do that?
- Shut up, Mommy.
Everything is fine.
No one saw anything.
Fate wanted this, not me.
Can you help me lift this f***er?
- I got this.
All right.
I didn't like the guy anyway.
- I'll dump him in the river.
Oh, no!
I thought you were dead!
- Yeah, me too.
- F***!
- Wh...wh...
What was the music you were listening to
when you were driving?
I liked it a lot.
- Ugh, that's disgusting.
- So listen.
You take him,
you get rid of him neatly,
and I simply forget
about the money you owe me.
It's as easy as that.
- I've never killed anyone before.
I don't know if I can.
It's kind of scary, Duke.
I'm not-
ugh, I'm not feeling it.
- What are you afraid of?
There's nothing to do.
The guy is 75% dead already.
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