Worlds Greatest Dad Page #2

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- (footsteps)

You have a very

professional day, Miss Reed.

Right back at you,

Mr. Clayton.

- Take care.

- Extremely professional day.

(bell rings)

Andrew, I want

to show you something.

What is it?

Ew, is that woman

being crapped on?

Happy birthday.

It's f***ing German schizer porn.

All right, dude?

It's f***ing hot, right, yo?

No, dude, what the f***

is wrong with you, yo?

Nothing.

You wouldn't say that

if you lived in Europe.

I mean, these Europeans

are much more broadminded

than these uptight Americans.

Sh*t's huge in Germany.

Yeah, well, we're not in Europe

and I don't like that kind of stuff.

Yeah, I know,

that's 'cause you're a fag.

Dude, it's gross.

I'd do it...

to someone.

- Oh.

- I would.

I'd chili-dog her.

Hi, Jennifer.

Come on, baby,

that p*ssy's not gonna eat itself.

What the f***

did you just say?

Uh, nothing.

You're a f***ing pig.

Wow, okay.

Hold that.

(grunts)

(crowd reacting)

- (grunting)

- Get off me, you dumb jock!

What are you talking about?

I don't even play sports.

- You...

- Hey!

Come on, guys, knock it off.

Knock it off.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right, b*tch.

Oh, you're gonna help me up?

- Come on.

- Can't you control that animal?

Now come on,

tough guy, let's go.

Let's go, guys.

Come on.

Principal:
Kyle,

what did you say

to Jennifer?

Nothing.

He said that her p*ssy

is not going to eat itself.

Do you hear that?

You are... that is rude.

- And you're a pervert.

- Be quiet.

Kyle, is that

what you said?

No.

Jennifer, chris,

get back to class.

Kyle, I need to speak

with you and your father.

Kyle, right now you're

on academic probation

and your grades show

no sign of improvement.

If you don't straighten up,

I'm going

to have to expel you.

- Do you understand?

- Yes, Mr. Anderson.

I do understand.

Now get out of here.

And no more trouble.

Wait for me outside.

Lance,

this isn't easy for me.

What isn't easy,

Mr. Anderson?

How's Kyle been acting

at home?

I mean, does he seem

normal to you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh. You and I both know

that sometimes

these things take

a long time to surface.

What things?

Well, I think that Kyle's

poor grades and acting out

show signs of a serious

development problem.

He belongs in

a special-needs school

where he can get the proper attention

and care that he requires.

- What?

- That's nothing to be ashamed of.

Sir, he's... he's not slow.

He's just being a pain.

Give him another chance.

Well, I have.

I've given him many chances.

That's true.

(sighs)

All right.

All right, but he'd better start showing

signs of improvement and quickly.

And he's got to stop

disturbing the other students.

Thank you, sir.

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