Wolf Creek Page #2

[Laughs]

Oh, it's OK, you two. I've got it.

Thanks. No problems, guys.

[Insect buzzing]

[Whispering] How's the hair?

Day one. Captain's log.

So far, no sign

of intelligent life forms.

Starting to doubt... Hey.

- Howdy.

- Howdy.

[Male] Um, do you wanna say hello?

- Hello.

- [Chuckles]

Righto. What's your name?

- Graham.

- Graham.

Nice to meet you, Graham.

I'm Ben.

- This one too?

- Yeah, man.

[Buzzing continues]

I think someone's got a crush on you.

Yeah, the attendant. I thought so.

- No.

- Graham.

- Uh-uh.

- Uh-uh.

I'm getting the feeling it's mutual.

Am I wrong?

[Chuckles]

You know it's true!

- Do you mind?

- You do!

I think it's absolutely fabulous.

[Sighs]

But don't go dicking her around,

because she's totally brilliant.

If you hurt her,

I'm going to have to kill you.

So my advice is that we have

an awesome time together.

You sort out whatever it is

going on between you and this

so-called girlfriend

you've allegedly got.

By the time we get to Oairns, we'll

find some freakishly hot man for me,

and we'll all, you know,

go crazy together, all right?

All right. [chuckles]

She's only a little one, isn't she?

I reckon I could break that

in half real quickly, eh?

Youse two'd be watching me.

[Muttering indistinctly]

- Here comes yours now, mate.

- [Men laugh]

What a place, huh?

Hey, uh... Hey, mate. Oi.

Oi. Hey, come here.

I got a question for ya.

All right. You keep that.

How're you going?

Hey, uh...

Me and me mates are gonna see

if your girlfriends would be interested

in a little bit of a gang bang.

[Men laughing]

We just want to make sure

it's all right with you first.

Good on ya. Fuckhead.

Hey, what'd you say?

I said...

I said that's, um...

...a nice smile you got.

- [Men laughing]

Bazza, don't be a d*ckhead.

- See you later, sweetheart.

- [Men laugh]

Bye.

[Men laughing]

[Ben] F***ing a**holes.

Bunch of morons. Honestly.

- Yeah. Forget about it, Ben.

- No, I should've smashed him.

- [Ben] I should've T'ai Ohi'd his ass.

- [Kristy laughs]

[Ben] I'm serious.

[Men chattering]

The weather's sh*t.

Yeah. All of a sudden.

I think it's the start

of the wet season, so...

[woman 1] That's beautiful

over there, isn't it?

That light coming up through

the mountains. It's gorgeous.

I hope it doesn't rain.

[Ben] what?

- I said I hope it doesn't rain.

- Man, it's gonna be cold tonight.

I mean cold.

Great.

[Kristy humming]

Hey, I think that's the start of it.

[Kristy] So it's in there?

You've got to climb over the top?

Um, yeah.

- [Thud]

- Aw!

- [Woman 1] What was that?

- Rock.

[Women laugh]

[Ben] There's just nothing out here.

[Kristy] I know. It's great.

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