Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie Page #3

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- It was a guava smoothie.

- It was a guava smoothie.

Actually, honey,

it was a guava smoothie.

No, no, no, no.

Why would I order a guava smoothie?

I don't even like guavas.

(LAUGHS) So, somehow I spilled

papaya all over your father's shirt.

- Guava.

- Guava.

But then I looked up into his eyes

and I knew.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

This is the man for me.

It was love at first sight.

(ALEX GROANS)

No visuals, please.

(MOANING)

Or audio.

We're here!

(SIGHS)

I have never been more happy to

be somewhere I didn't want to be

in my entire life.

Hola and welcome to paradise.

And the happiness continues.

MAX:
Sweet!

JERRY:
Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Put that back.

Are those included in the price?

Yes. Of course.

Welcome to the Caribbean.

Everybody take two.

(THERESA THANKS IN SPANISH)

- Enjoy.

- I'll just take the whole tray.

Well, I'm Javier. I'm one

of the activities counselors here.

Well, that's great because I already

know the first thing I'd like you to do.

- Would you take our picture?

- Yeah. Of course.

Smile.

Say, "Paradise."

- Paradise.

- Not likely.

(EX CLAIMS)

Jerry, look, it's that little gift shop where

we bought those coconut monkeys!

Remember? Let's take a picture of it.

I love those monkeys.

(MAX SLURPING)

Great outfits.

What is going on?

Where's everybody going?

I'm going snorkeling.

Once you get used to swimming

in a fish's toilet bowl, it's awesome.

To see the ruins.

The most important battles of the first

and third troll wars were fought there.

I don't know, but I'm getting out of here.

No. No. No. This is a family vacation.

Your mother's right. We should be

doing everything together.

With you? In public? Looking like that?

So we're all in agreement.

(SINGING) Hey

Hey

Oh, yeah

You don't know what we can find

Why don't you come with me, little girl

On a magic carpet ride

- Get up there! Get up there!

- MAX:
Oh, I'm beating you, Justin.

Right between my sound machine

- THERESA:
Come on, Alex!

- You got to at least try, honey!

On a cloud of sound I drift in the night

Any place it goes is right

Goes far, flies near,

to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find

Why don't you come with me, little girl

On a magic carpet ride

You don't know what we can see

Why don't you tell your dreams to me

Fantasy will set you free

Close your eyes now

Look inside now

Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp

And so I wished that I could stay

Before the thing could answer me

Well, someone came

and took the lamp away

I looked around

a lousy candle's all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find

MALE GUARD:
Come back here!

Come back with my helmet!

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