Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie Page #2

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Because I just did my first spell

using a full-powered wizard wand.

- And if I must say...

- He must.

It worked perfectly.

Almost perfectly.

(BOTH GASP)

(GLASS SHATTERS)

Okay. Well... Bye.

(ALEX SIGHS)

I'm really sorry

you can't stay with me anymore.

No. I was never really gonna

get to stay with you.

She's just been planning this all along.

And she's just using my innocent

borrowing of the diner as an excuse.

You know that's not true.

You love your mom.

I didn't say that I didn't. I just...

I just don't want to spend

two weeks in full-on family mode.

(CHUCKLING) Are you guys

gonna wear matching outfits?

Because that would be bad.

One of these days

I'm gonna win the wizard competition

and I'm gonna be the full wizard.

Well, what if you fall in love

with a mortal

and have to give up your powers

like your dad did?

I still can't believe he did that.

I can. I love that story.

It sounds so romantic.

It was.

- Do you need any help?

- No.

I most definitely do not need your help.

Well, bye.

Fine. But one of these days

I just might not be there to offer it.

Mom.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.

I know what you meant. Finish packing.

Done.

(SCOFFS)

Undone. See what I just did there?

It's called lightening the mood.

Well, I hope

you got it out of your system,

because I've declared

this vacation magic-free. Hand it over.

JERRY:
So I'm gonna need your wands.

What? I can't give up my wand.

Dad, there are so many spells I haven't

even gotten a chance to do yet.

Max.

(BLEATING)

Goats?

They were supposed to be tigers.

Okay, if I give you my wand,

I'll only be able to do hand magic.

The idea is no magic.

I can't just not do magic for two weeks.

We're going to the Caribbean.

That's one of the most magical places

in the entire universe.

This is because of Alex, isn't it?

Justin. It's not always because of...

Well, okay, yes. Just give me the wand.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Give me the wand.

- Give me the wand.

All right.

"Sticky note to self,

do not forget sticky notes."

Okay, it's time, people!

Everybody ready?

Ready!

Okay.

Who needs underwear?

Ready!

Ready!

Ready?

Smile!

Tell me this is not the cutest thing

you've ever seen.

(LAUGHS) Yeah. Sorry.

A real family vacation.

This is gonna be so much fun!

You guys are gonna love this resort.

It has everything.

Yes, it's beautiful.

You know it's where your father and I

first met each other.

- She's going to tell it.

- Please don't tell it.

Did I ever tell you the story?

And she's telling it.

It was the summer

after I graduated from college.

I was lying by the pool, right?

And I had just ordered

this papaya smoothie.

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