With Honors Page #14

No.

What's your favorite spot?

My favorite place...

...is a leper colony in Molokai.

- A leper colony?

- In Molokai.

Why?

Because I was the most

handsome guy there.

Jeff, maybe Molokas

where you should go.

Is that French toast?

I love French toast.

Even if it's made by my hands?

Still interested.

Done just right!

You put your socks in the oven?

Sure. Two hundred and fifty degrees

for five minutes.

I like my toes toasty warm.

You sure you don't want some?

Not now.

Little squeamish for somebody

who's going to become a doctor.

I'm not squeamish.

What kind of doctor are you going to be?

- Gynecologist.

- That's good.

Only way you'll ever get a young,

sweet thing to drop her drawers for you.

What are you, the Casanova of Skid Row?

You know why you hate me so much.

Cause I look the way you feel.

Why do you think the kids

tease you all the time?

They're jealous that I'm so handsome.

Well?

Pitkannan's going to implode.

Why?

You're attacking his whole belief system.

This has none of his pessimism!

''Advances in communication

and technology will eventually allow...

''...the United States to accomplish

its dream of pure democracy.''

That's right. Interactive cable's going

to save the world.

All I have to do is prove it.

It's crazy. It's great, I love it.

The only problem is I don't know

how I'll finish it in four weeks!

Maybe he'll give you an extension.

Department policy. If I don't have it

in on time, I don't graduate with honors.

You can do it.

You have confidence in me?

Yes.

No criticism?

Well, maybe one.

You're perfect.

Well, I'd better let you get back to work.

We don't want you graduating

without honors.

Goodbye, Gorky.

Hello, Bessie!

This is Everett Calloway,

waking you up on a beautiful Sunday.

New pajamas?

You look great!

A regular fashion plate.

Obituaries?

Studying up to write mine!

I'm copying you, Harvard.

Study first and then write.

Some of these things are really depressing.

Look at this guy, Barney Milstein.

The one with the three tacks.

''Barney Milstein...

''...age 79. Died Saturday.

''No survivors. No services.''

How could he die?

He didn't live!

I want you to read mine.

Just what I got so far, anyway.

Later.

I ain't feeling too good, Harvard.

I need your opinion now.

''Simon Wilder!

Born! Portland, Maine, 1942.

''Son of Hank and Anna.

''Married, 1962 to Lisa Thworston.

''Fathered one son in 1963.

''Left wife and son in 1963

to join the Merchant Marine.''

That's as far as I got.

What do you think?

I think that you should put things

in your obituary that you're proud of.

I thought it was supposed to be facts.

You had a wife and a son,

and you left them?

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