Winnie the Pooh Page #3

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What is a "remooner"...

Moonyour... A renew...

What are we renumbering?

I don't know, Pooh,

but it sounds like a good thing.

Oh, yes, it is a good thing, Piglet.

It's a prize. But what shall it be?

How about something great,

like a firecracker!

Oh, gracious, no.

How about something nice,

like a warm hug?

Pruning shears. I need pruning shears.

I'd say thistles,

but nobody listens to me, anyway.

Oh, Christopher Robin, I was hoping

for something a bit... sweeter?

Why, Pooh, that's a grand idea.

The prize for a new tail shall be...

a pot of honey.

[all cheer] Hooray!

[narrator] As the others

searched for a tail,

Pooh realized that a pine cone

would not win him the honey.

Why not?

Because it would have to be

something special.

Oh. Special, you say. Special.

Think, think, think.

No hurry, Pooh. Just take your time.

Take my time. What a wonderful idea.

Cuckoo, cuckoo.

- Thanks, Pooh.

- Congratulations.

You've won the contest.

It's Pooh

It's Pooh

Pooh wins the honey pot

Found a tail for his friend

Now it's on my rear end

You get the honey

Enjoy

[crashing]

I knew it was too good to be true.

Oh, dear.

Well, rules are rules. So sorry, Pooh.

Excuse me. We could give B'loon a try!

- Whoa! [giggles]

- How clever, Piglet.

What do you think, Eeyore?

Sure is a cheerful colour.

Guess I'll have to get used to it.

It's Piglet

It's Piglet

Piglet wins the honey pot

Takes the prize fair and square

I'm still a bit up in the air.

You get the honey

Enjoy

Hmm. This may not work after all.

[sighs]

[narrator] And so they tried

a great many things.

They tried...

...and they tried...

...and they tried...

...and they tried, and they tried

and tried, and they tried...

...until...

[accordion makes sombre music]

...they had run out of things to try.

It's OK. I'll learn to live without it.

Poor dear.

You know, I may have just the thing.

Up, up, up you go.

[humming]

There you are.

It's an awful nice tail, Kanga.

Much nicer than the rest of me.

It's Kanga

No! No, no, no, no.

How about we celebrate with silence?

Enjoy

Oh, bother.

My tummy is feeling

a little 11 o'clock-ish.

Do you still tell the time,

clock friend?

I can't tell by the expression

on your face.

[narrator] Pooh left feeling unsatisfied

and a little out of sorts.

In fact, he was so distracted

by his rumbly tummy,

that he didn't notice that he was

walking onto the next paragraph.

What is a paragraph?

It's a group of sentences

that form a complete thought.

Is there honey in this paragraph?

Oh, sorry, Pooh, no.

Well, then I don't find it very useful.

What's that, Pooh?

I'm not sure. I shall follow it

to see where it leads.

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