
Winnie the Pooh
Hmm? Oh, hello, Pooh. Eeyore.
Why, I'm penning my personal memoirs.
[chuckling] Yes. Now, where was I?
Oh, yes, of course. With steely nerve...
Perhaps you could take a short break
from your important work
and help us find Eeyore's tail?
...and I rocketed towards Eeyore's tail!
Eeyore's tail?
What's wrong with Eeyore's tail?
Well, it isn't there.
Yes. So I see.
Won't you help us, Owl?
You have such a talent for speaking
and telling us what to do.
Oh, thank you, Pooh. Yes, I do, don't I?
I didn't think anyone noticed.
All right, take this.
Write this down carefully.
Now, the customary procedure
in such cases is as follows.
[Pooh, interrupting Owl] Excuse me, Owl,
but what does
"Crustimoney Proseedcake" mean?
For I am a bear of very little brain
Oh. Well, as long as it means that,
I don't mind.
- [sighs]
- [coughs]
All right. Yes, well,
the thing to do is as follows:
First, issue a reward to the...
- [Pooh] Gesundheit.
- I beg your pardon?
Well, you sneezed
just as you were going to tell me
what the first thing to do was.
I didn't sneeze.
No, you did, Owl.
No, I didn't. You can't sneeze
without knowing it.
Well, you can't know it without
something having been sneezed.
As I was saying,
- first, issue a reward.
- [Pooh whispers] He's doing it again.
You must be catching a cold.
No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold.
The word is "issue," not "achoo",
and "achoo" isn't even a word.
It's just a sort of sneezy sound
like achoo!
[Pooh] Perhaps you should lie down, Owl?
- Oh!
- My throat feels a little scratchy.
Open wide, please.
Ahh.
Just as I suspected.
Owl, we need honey.
Enough of this infernal folderol!
Look, the thing to do is,
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