Winnie the Pooh

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Hmm? Oh, hello, Pooh. Eeyore.

Why, I'm penning my personal memoirs.

[chuckling] Yes. Now, where was I?

Oh, yes, of course. With steely nerve...

Perhaps you could take a short break

from your important work

and help us find Eeyore's tail?

...and I rocketed towards Eeyore's tail!

Eeyore's tail?

What's wrong with Eeyore's tail?

Well, it isn't there.

Yes. So I see.

Won't you help us, Owl?

You have such a talent for speaking

and telling us what to do.

Oh, thank you, Pooh. Yes, I do, don't I?

I didn't think anyone noticed.

All right, take this.

Write this down carefully.

Now, the customary procedure

in such cases is as follows.

[Pooh, interrupting Owl] Excuse me, Owl,

but what does

"Crustimoney Proseedcake" mean?

For I am a bear of very little brain

and long words bother me.

It means "the thing to do."

Oh. Well, as long as it means that,

I don't mind.

- [sighs]

- [coughs]

All right. Yes, well,

the thing to do is as follows:

First, issue a reward to the...

- [Pooh] Gesundheit.

- I beg your pardon?

Well, you sneezed

just as you were going to tell me

what the first thing to do was.

I didn't sneeze.

No, you did, Owl.

No, I didn't. You can't sneeze

without knowing it.

Well, you can't know it without

something having been sneezed.

As I was saying,

- first, issue a reward.

- [Pooh whispers] He's doing it again.

You must be catching a cold.

I'll probably catch it, too.

No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold.

The word is "issue," not "achoo",

and "achoo" isn't even a word.

It's just a sort of sneezy sound

like achoo!

[Pooh] Perhaps you should lie down, Owl?

- Oh!

- My throat feels a little scratchy.

Open wide, please.

Ahh.

Just as I suspected.

Owl, we need honey.

Enough of this infernal folderol!

Look, the thing to do is,

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