Winnie the Pooh Page #2

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we write a notice

promising a large something

to anyone who finds

a replacement tail for Eeyore!

Is that clear?

That sounds like a wonderful plan, Owl.

Excellent. Now, we shall get Christopher

Robin to write out the notices,

and we'll put them up

all over the forest.

Here you are, Pooh.

Oh, and make sure everyone can see them.

Oh, I will, Christopher.

Come one, come two, come all

Everyone heed the call

There's a very important thing to do

Drop what you're doing and come

Bumpity-bumpity-bum

There's a very important thing to do

It's time to gather 'round

The work has just begun

And when it's done

then you'll have found

That you have had some fun

With a monumentuous, consequentuous

Very important thing to do

[grunts]

There we are.

And now, I shall return to...

Oh!

Hello, B'loon.

We have a very important

thing to do today.

- Oh, yes.

- [low growling]

Perhaps you'd like to join us?

- Poor Eeyore. He's lost his tail.

- [shouting]

Consider yourself pounced.

That was a close call there, Pooh Bear.

This guy... and I'm talking to you...

...he was sneaking up on ya.

Whoo! Oh!

A slippery little devil, eh?

Get back here!

Oh, no, you don't. Come here. Whoo!

Well, I must have scared him off.

Um... Tigger?

Yes, my good man?

[stammers]

Why, you.

Here, take some of that! What is this?

Oh, really? Sticking to me now. [shouts]

This isn't working out the way

I was hoping. Make him go away.

Oh, dear.

[sobs] Get him off of me!

Is he still there?

Oh, yes. He's still here.

And I think he wants to stick with you.

What?

I never thought of having

a sidekick before.

I got to admit, he is a handsome devil.

Look at the chin on this kid.

No, no. I can't do it, I tell you.

It's too risky.

Why, if something were to happen

to this little guy,

I just couldn't live with myself.

It's a dangerous path I bounce.

But I bounce it alone.

Because the Hundred Acre Wood

needs a hero, Pooh Bear,

and I'm the only one.

Oh, I'm bouncy,

trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

But the most wonderful thing

about Tiggers is

I'm the only one

I'm the only one!

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[chattering]

Attention, please. Attention.

Something tragic has befallen

a member of our community.

- [all gasp]

- I present to you: Exhibit A.

Oh! That is tragic.

What? Oh, no, no, no.

Eeyore, will you turn around, please?

Oops, sorry.

Our dear friend Eeyore

has lost his tail.

Oh, dear.

We mustn't leave him in this condition.

So, we will have a contest

to find a new tail for Eeyore.

[clears throat] I do say, Christopher

Robin, the winners of such contest

are traditionally awarded

some form of remuneration.

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