Winners and Sinners Page #3

Year:
1983
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We'd better be mentally prepared.

Drop it.

Let's try to be polite to her.

Everyone's here?

They're all here.

Dinner's ready.

God is really fair.

Beautiful girls usually can't cook,

and girls who can cook

are probably not...

Treat them as if they're your uncles.

Uncles.

She's addressing you, guys.

Return your greetings.

My name is Vaseline.

Hey, take a seat.

Hey, you lot.

Don't even think about it!

Let me ask you another question.

What was your father's profession?

He was a sailor.

Oh, I see.

It all makes sense now.

There's a burglar!

What?!

What happened?

There's a burglar.

He's not a burglar, he's Teapot.

It's nothing. Break it up.

Hi. My name is Teapot.

I'm sorry...

Don't apologise. It's a natural reflex

to take him for a burglar.

Did you hurt your leg kicking him?

Are you okay?

I'm fine,

even though I drew the short straw.

Its just a misunderstanding, let's eat.

Help yourselves.

What's wrong with you lot? You don't

have to line up for dinner at home!

Thank you.

Thanks.

Go ahead, help yourselves.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Leave her alone.

Thank you.

Is it ready?

It's done.

Big Brother,

can you tell which one is real?

The one in the middle.

No, Big Brother.

The top one, then.

Wrong again, Big Brother.

They're all fake.

Come here.

Don't you make a fool of me again.

But you did well on this job.

Seriously, don't follow us around.

But you told me to wear it.

Is my father's uniform

such a disgrace?

I didn't say anything. You're

the ones who think it's ugly.

It's kind of ugly,

but it suits you, though.

Don't be ashamed.

Only inner beauty matters.

Jack doesn't mean that. He's just saying

that you don't have any looks at all.

Stop bickering. Let's go.

Hey, hands off.

Damn!

I barely touched her.

Curly perceives you two

as sex-crazed monsters.

You should watch your words.

It's not a perception, it's the truth.

You mean it's true?!

We've no chance with her brother

always hanging around.

Let's think of a way to lose him.

How?

Do your own thinking.

Tonight, we, we, we... no...

the two of us, will... be promoting...

...some medicine.

I wonder where Porky Wing is

and his pretty female colleague.

This medicine here...

can cure all kinds of ailments,

and it can boost your health

even if you're not sick.

Me?

Smart guys plan, dumb guys do.

Off you go.

...strengthens your back.

These martial artists

usually sell fake medicine.

Strengthens, strengthens...

Strengthens your entire body.

It's a small pill...

which makes it...

...easy to swallow.

Just take three pills a day.

That's why in

...I've, I've, I've...

...never been sick at all.

And I feel... feel... feel... so...

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