Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! Page #3

Right here, please.

In first class you get a DVD player

and may view the film of your choice.

I'd like to touch intimately

whoever thought of that.

We would like to begin

boarding our first-class passengers.

- That's you.

- I know.

Guys. Just take it easy, OK?

Just give me a hug and tell me

to have a good time, please?

OK.

Just be careful, OK?

- What do you mean?

- I mean that this guy is Tad Hamilton.

In his life, he's probably

slept with like women.

No way. That's not even

physically possible.

Besides, like he's going

to be interested in me.

If he claims he doesn't like watching

sports, he's trying to sleep with you.

Got it.

If he claims to love animals,

he's trying to sleep with you.

- OK.

- Guys are guys. Rich or poor.

Famous or grocers.

- Right.

- Just do me one favor, OK?

- Guard your carnal treasure.

- OK.

- Just guard your carnal treasure.

- Thanks, Pete.

- Remember everything.

- I will.

- Remember how he smells.

- I will.

But not just vaguely.

I want good, solid similes.

he smells like a forest

on the first day of spring.

OK, Cathy.

You're going to miss your flight.

- I will bring you similes.

- Thank you.

I almost forgot. I got you something.

lt's regular flavor.

In case you don't like

the prime rib in first class.

Thank you, Pete.

Right this way.

- Just guard your carnal treasure.

- I heard you.

- That's me.

- Welcome to Los Angeles.

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Oh!

- Can I have these?

- No.

Do you want to think about it?

Gee, what...

Tell me why you're making me

have dinner with an Okie.

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