Wild Things: Foursome Page #3

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...for the life that was shared with us.

Amen.

Amen.

l am sorry.

l am sorry.

Let him be alone for a second.

l will go talk to him.

Everything is going to be okay,

Carson.

My mom will kill herself again...

...when she finds out

she has to spend eternity next to him.

Even if it is just his ashes.

Maybe they will make up in heaven.

Or fight like dogs in hell.

Carson, l know

this is an awful time, but...

...there are some things

we need to discuss when you're ready.

You mean the will?

George, can you give me

a few days?

l don't think l can right now.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

take as long as you need.

Just a few days is all.

Yeah, whatever.

Okay. Good. Okay.

Well, what l am about to say

may seem like a shock...

...but in time, l think

you will come to see it's a gift.

You are not going to tell me

old man left everything...

...to a quarterhorse named Pole Dancer.

Knowing your father, it would have

been a dolphin named Flipper.

Your father put all the money in a trust

for you and named me the executor.

And, as per the trust rules...

...l can take a limited amount out

for living expenses but...

...you won't receive

the balance until you're 30.

How's that possible?

l saw the will when my mother died.

lt didn't have any of this.

No, it didn't. But he revised it.

You're joking, right?

l am afraid not.

Are you kidding me?

Minimal expenses?

So what does that mean?

We will run the house

and pay for your car insurance.

Anything else,

you will have to earn yourself.

This has got to be

a f***ing joke now.

Baby, listen, it's okay.

We will make do.

What about food or anything else?

There's no way

to get any more money.

Sure. There's some exceptions.

ln case of a medical emergency...

...if you want to go back to school

or if you want to get married...

...or if you.... married?

Yeah, yeah.

There is a provision in the trust...

...that does give me a little leeway

on distributing the funds.

l can do as l see fit

to promote the marriage.

Well, l am not getting married.

Rachel. Rach.

lt's not that l don't love you.

-lt's just that l feel like--

-But what, Carson? You're a jerk.

You know what?

l didn't want to marry you either.

But l just wish you didn't say no

so quickly.

lt's like l am some sort

of disgusting person or something.

-lt's not that.

-Don't touch me.

You don't deserve me.

Would you put anything like this

in Ted's car?

We didn't use nothing old

in that car.

Sh*t, Ted didn't even use

the same steering wheel twice.

You have a lot of girls

working the pit crews?

More and more. Shane Hendricks'

got a girl working for him.

And a sexy one, too.

You have no idea how this wound up

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