Wild Hogs Page #3

CLAIRE:

(SCREAMING AGAIN)

Eeeeeeeiiiiiaaaaa!!

Bob just stares at her, as Karen enters the Kitchen.

KAREN:

(yelling above Claire)

Did you talk to her? Tell me you talked

to her. God! I have to do everything!

Just get Claire to ballet. She's late.

BOB:

Well, I really have to finish my--

KAREN:

Your little article for the "Web"

magazine, Bob?

(MORE)

"wild Hogs" writers first draft 7/06/05 6.

KAREN (CONT'D)

I have a shareholder meeting. And we

agreed that my career would be the

priority, and you would work out of the

house. You might not like it, but my job

is higher paying. And I don't see you

complaining about that hundred dollar

shirt you're wearing.

Bob looks down at his too-hip dress shirt.

BOB:

You bought this shirt for me. I was fine

with my t-shirts--

KAREN:

Oh, you don't like the shirt now? Fine.

Take it off.

BOB:

What?

KAREN:

Take it off! You don't want to wear nice

things, don't. Off!

Bob sighs and takes the shirt off. Karen snatches it

from him.

KAREN (CONT'D)

Now take Claire to her ballet class.

It's starts in five minutes.

BOB:

Well, I have to get another--

KAREN:

Go! Five minutes!

Karen pushes Bob out the door, with Claire skipping

happily behind him.

INT. BOB'S CAR - A MOMENT LATER

Bob sits in the car, SHIRTLESS, next to Claire. He looks

over at her, and notices a pink hoodie in her lap.

BOB:

You going to wear that?

CLAIRE:

For five dollars, I'm not.

Bob sighs and reaches for his wallet.

"Wild Hogs" writers first draft 7/06/05 7.

INT. CHILDREN'S DANCE STUDIO - FIVE MINUTES LATER

A bunch of kids in dance leotards are starting a class.

Claire comes running into the group, as Bob enters behind

her, wearing the pink hoodie. It's way too small, and

doesn't quite cover his belly. He sits with the parents

and nods awkwardly to them. It's embarrassing.

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