Wild Cherry Page #3

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when Stanford and I have the

house to ourselves, I will.

Um, not necessarily.

Trish has a point, but, luckily, you know,

there are many other things you can use.

Um, washing machine, feathers,

carrots, uh, cucumber.

Basically anything

you can put in a salad.

Shower head.

Guys...

Guys work, too.

Enough!

Hey! Oh, um, I want to

show you guys this.

I just took this video of this guy

the other day. It's ridiculous.

My first time was with this

ugly chess club chick.

But, hey, I got in the book, so who cares, right?

I knighted her queen.

Book? What does he mean,

"I got in the book?"

That's a myth.

You know, you can change

your mind about Saturday.

I think that Stanford

would understand.

I don't wanna change

my mind. I'm ready.

Guess what?

You stuck M&M's up your nose and now

you need help getting them out?

Ha! No! She's going

through with it.

Thank God.

Happy Birthday.

Chase. Ladles.

Frankie.

But my birthday

isn't for three months.

Just open lt.

Nice.

What is it?

It's a vibrator.

You plug it into your i-Pod

and it, you know, vibrates

to the beat and

intensity of the song.

You should pick a song

with a lot of bass.

- Oh, sh*t! - What?

- Oh, my God.

- When did those two become an item?

- I have no idea.

What?

Um, I think it was the

standard missionary position.

You know, I mean, you don't wanna get too

adventurous on your first time having sex.

Ah, missionary style.

You know, kept it simple, kept it basic.

Standing up, actually.

Which was quite hard to do.

We tried one that is

called the wheelbarrow.

We did somethin' that she called froggy

style, which I had never heard of.

Quite interesting.

I guess, me on top, what is that?

Cowboy? Cowgirl?

Hi, Chase.

Hi, Franklin.

You need any help

with anything?

Uh, no. I'm good.

All right.

Cool. What's your

documentary on?

Um, it's about the first

time people have sex.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm kinda into that, yeah.

You're a guy and you're into sex.

Shocker.

Hey, you know, Chase, sometimes

people say things, you know.

They think you're

kinda freaky and odd.

You might be

friends with Satan.

But I wanted to seriously let you

know that I think you're cool.

I think you're really

cool, actually.

Well, uh, since that was only

mildly insulting, thanks.

Yeah, no problem.

You know, since

you're, uh, around

you could, uh, help me carry

this stuff to the audio closet.

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, okay, sure.

Uh, this stuff here?

Yeah.

So all your stuff

looks, like, really good?

Yeah.

N ice. Here.

What are you doing?

Um, I was kissing you. You know, I've had

a thing for you for a long, long time.

And I thought maybe you

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