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And I know she's always

had a thing for me, so.

- Franklin, buddy?

- Yeah?

Hey, I'm giving you Katlyn Chase, okay?

Now, she's a freak.

She's a freak in, in what way?

Just, you know, help her

with her video equipment.

Marco? Condoms.

Marco! Hey, you get Hagatha.

But she's so "fugly"!

No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, "fugly" is

the new pretty. Okay? Suck it up.

Scar, you get Sabrina. Now, she has total

nympho potential, you'll be into that.

Time to make her

dreams come true.

Condoms.

Okay. And Stanford, buddy, I mean, I

trust you and Helen are on course?

Uh, yeah. We're all set

for this Saturday night.

Good. At least one of you

ladies is making progress.

Marco, give the

man some condoms.

Thank you.

Now, for the rest of

Morgan, Amy

Ashley, Steph, and Maria.

All right, let's

bring it in, boys.

One, two, three.

Who can tell me what else

the Greeks invented. Trish?

Um, money?

Yes. Sabrina?

Greek salad.

I suppose. Amy?

Democracy.

Sure. What else?

Yes, Skeets?

Hand-to-gland combat.

Exactly the answer

I was looking for.

Although people have been

masturbating since, well, forever

It was the Greeks that were much more

open to the idea of self-pleasure.

So much so that

they invented this.

It's called an olisbos.

It helped give women the power to orgasm

while their men were away at war.

So, basically, Greek women realized

that you don't need a guy to get off.

It also helped curb what they

thought were destructive thoughts.

Hot.

Men used them

for pleasure as well.

Skeets!

Which takes us to our next play.

Lysistrata.

The tale of a group

of women who withhold sex

until the men in their society

end their childish war.

And if you enjoy this play,

be sure to stop by Booklet.

Say "hi," I'll even give

you my employee discount.

Hey, you guys

remember your first one?

What, my first orgasm?

Ooh. God, I've had so many since.

Um, let's see.

You've never had

an orgasm, have you?

No, I mean, I think I have.

It's okay if you haven't.

It's not really a think kind of thing.

It's more you have or you haven't.

I think I was like five and

I was at the supermarket

and they had one of those horses, you

know, that you put quarters into.

I was just sitting on it and it started

vibrating and, I don't know, I mean

all I knew is that I'd never felt

anything that felt that good.

Oh, my God. That's why you

were always on those things.

What?

Mine happened

at night. I was 12.

And I had these really rough sheets

that got twisted in between my legs.

I had no idea what it was at first

and it really freaked me out

but then it started

to feel really good.

Well, you know, whatever,

because after this Saturday

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