Wilby Wonderful Page #3

After 3:
00 I'll be getting

ready for an open house,

so drop by there.

Now you go on.

I'll call you

if there's any news.

Oh, my god, oh!

Oh god, oh no!

Up next is news,

followed by "Memory Lane"

- I just thought

- Sponsored by Dover Beach Cabins,

Wilby's getaway

from the fast Lane.

Today's seventh caller to identify

our "blast from the past"

That sounds good.

Yep, okay, bye.

- escape to Dover Beach.

- Don't want to be going to Dover Beach.

- Why's that?

- That's where the queers hang out.

Ever since they got the

boot off the watch,

now they hang around the

change rooms for the beach.

- Give it a rest, Irene.

- It's true.

My cousin works

for the "Sentinel,"

I've got the inside

on the whole story.

Did you ever hear of "live

and let live," Irene?

We don't do that here,

thank god.

- Are you smoking?

- What? No

You smell like smoke.

Does he smoke?

- Shut up, mom.

- What's his name?

- Shut up.

- Honey, what's his name?

Taylor.

Mr. Jarvis?

Oh, Jenny. Hi there, hi.

How are you?

Sorry, I thought

you'd checked out.

Uh no, no, no

not till tomorrow.

Oh.

I was just checking the

Seems pretty sturdy.

Sorry, I

How's your mom,

your dad, everyone?

Deena, did Mayor Fisher

call yet?

Well, did you get in touch

with the town council?

What have you been doing?

What kind of flowers?

Oh, that sounds good.

Oh no, oh

Nothing,

I'll call you right back.

Oh, no, no, no

No!

Hi, it's Carol French

from the merchants' committee.

What do you mean,

everybody's at lunch?

Yes, it's an emergency.

Thanks for stopping by, boys.

So, where's the problems?

Same place?

- Yeah.

- Mind if I grab a coffee first?

I'll take care of this,

Stan, don't worry about it.

Emily, can you get Stan

a cup of coffee?

And if you want a doughnut,

take a doughnut.

- Great.

- Okay.

There's nothing

missing or anything,

but there's something funny with

the lock on the door again.

- Same as last time?

- Pretty much.

Worse a bit.

Can I help you

with something, Irene?

Those Hawaiian fresh?

- So it's worse, is it?

- Yeah, a bit, quite a bit.

- Quite a bit worse?

- Worse worse.

- Worse worse?

- Yeah.

Crazy worse.

- We can't keep doing this.

- We haven't done anything yet.

Not here.

I'm closing up at 6:00.

- 6:
00?

- 6:
00.

- Ahem

- What are youse doing out here?

- The window.

- The window.

It's not locked.

Well then, there you go.

It's not locked.

True enough.

There you go then.

We better get investigating.

Carol and I used to

come here all the time.

She loved it here.

She said it was

a very important place,

because when you looked out there

you could see where you came from.

And if you can see

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