Why Him? Page #2
He does want you
to speak at the wedding
and say some kind words.
Oh.
I told him that I would
talk to you about it.
And they'd like to get married
at your house in the backyard.
Well...
But anyway...
I'm just saying you might want to
get out there and meet this kid.
Because, I mean, you saw it.
You saw it, he's a free spirit.
You mean...
You heard him
come into the room.
He came in there guns blazing.
He had that revved up energy
where he was like...
Bow-bow-bow-bow.
He just wants to go
and go and go...
And just morning,
noon and night,
and "Stephanie, here I am.
"Stephanie, here I come.
I'm coming again."
don't you?
Just always ready.
Thanks for coming.
Oh, gosh,
it is so gorgeous here.
I'm very excited that you
guys are all out here.
We're very excited.
There's a few things that
that I didn't feel like getting
into over the phone because...
Watch, honey...
You missed our exit.
Actually,
I missed it on purpose.
Laird and I thought,
it'd be better if we all
stayed at his house.
His house?
When did this come up?
Did you know about this?
Are you sure
I mean, he doesn't
live with his parents.
Honey, we're not gonna be
comfortable at some crash pad.
He lives by himself.
It's not a crash pad,
but it's much nicer
than the Sheraton.
Nicer than the club floor?
I smooth-talked the manager.
We got a suite
at the regular rate.
What? That's what I'm
talking about, big cheese.
That is impressive.
We have to turn back.
Free continental breakfast.
Yes.
Mint on the pillow,
turndown service,
all things available
at the Sheraton.
I mean, is your lover
going to have that?
Your lover? Your lover?
We already all know
that you've seen his penis.
What?
Scott!
What?
Well, this is cute.
Actually, this is the gatehouse.
Gatehouse?
What the heck?
Is that
a facial recognition scanner?
Mmm-hmm.
That's so cool.
The hedge is moving.
Honey, who exactly
are you dating?
Laird started this company
called guerrilla gang.
You play ape assassins, right?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, that was my jam
in the eighth grade.
Great, that's him.
- Apps, dad.
- This is it!
This is his house?
Mmm-hmm.
Are you sure this isn't
Oh, my god.
What is up, you gang?
I know!
The Flemings are here.
You have arrived!
Hi, buddy. Hi.
Hello, sweetheart.
Don't touch anything.
How was traffic?
It was okay.
Hi, they're here!
Hello.
Hello to you, Ned Fleming.
Barbara.
Yes.
You are perfect.
Well, thank you.
Oh, my god.
And this must be the main man.
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