Why Did I Get Married Too Page #3
-What's up?|-How was your flight?
What?
We flew over here with Angela and Marcus.
Yes, we flew over the cuckoo's nest.
See, this is why we came early.|Just for that.
I told Dianne, I said,|"Let's get up and go with Pat and Gav."
She said, "No, I wanna make sure|the kids are okay."
-I should have listened.|-You should have listened.
-Now I've got a headache, man.|-So, where are they?
They're in the car, still arguing!
-You don't hear them?|-I need a glass of wine!
Yeah, I need some crack.
Oh, man, is that Troy out there?
-You know it is.|-And Gavin's upstairs changing.
-Can I go?|-Yes, you can go!
Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.|Good to see you!
I'll send Marcus out there|when he comes in.
Hell no! Don't do us any favors,|we're all right!
-Excuse us!|-What?
What's up, Ms. Thing!
You look gorgeous, you are glowing!
You are, that's why!
I haven't seen you look like this since|you and Terry first started dating.
I don't know...
-See? Always! Always!|-Just get ready. Get ready.
-What about the money thing?|-I tipped the man!
Why'd you have to give him so much?
I didn't give him that...|What are you talking about?
It's my money, anyway.
You know you act like you're rich|because you're on TV, you know that, right?
And did you really have to talk football|the whole way with that guy?
This is the Bahamas!|They don't have football here.
That man don't know you!|I mean, really, don't nobody know you.
As a matter of fact, do y'all know this guy?|Do you know him?
I'll give you $20 if you know him.
I'll give you $100 if you know him.
Just because one ho at the airport|recognized you, you think you're famous.
You ain't famous.
What the hell are y'all standing here for?|Go put the bags up.
Y'all didn't know him,|I ain't giving you no money.
You ain't getting a tip, either.
Ask her why everybody at the airport|know who she is.
-You know what? Why don't you just...|-Hello, people?
-Say hi.|-You get on my...
Hi, guys!
-Hi! Finally!|-Come here, baby.
How you doing?
Hi! Hi, Shi-Shi!
-Hi, Marcus.|-Hi, baby.
How you doing, Pat?
Oh, man!
Look at this! This cabana is hot!|Now we're talking!
It's not a cabana, baby. It's a beach house.
Beach houses are bigger than a cabana.
Oh, really? Okay.|How would you know what's bigger?
What's that supposed to mean?
Sometimes I wonder, why did I get married?
Why did I get married, too?
Marcus, the guys are getting changed,|and Troy's out on the Jet Ski.
Oh, yeah?
Bye!
But I got to tell you, this is paradise.
Come on, let's go out to the beach,|it's incredible!
Oh, no, Pattie! No, honey!|We about to check out a margarita, okay?
Come on, Pat! I came here to drink, okay?
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