Whoops Apocalypse Page #2

Synopsis: A British satire on the beginning of WWIII.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tom Bussmann
Production: MGM Home Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.0
R
Year:
1986
93 min
109 Views


See, I'm a travelling salesman.

Wanger's the name. Richard Milhous Wanger,

of Wanger, Wimple and Wadi.

We're manufacturers of games and novelties.

Probably you've heard of us.

No. Open the trunk.

Oh, you bet.

Boy, it sure is hot today, isn't it?

What is all this crap?

Duodenal Ulcer?

Yeah. That's one of our new executive games.

Very popular in Madison Avenue.

Spunky Spaniel?

Yeah!

Oh, he's a whole heap full of fun, sir.

See, you just put the batteries in here,

clamp it on a friend's leg,

and away the little fella goes!

It's all very er...

Uh-oh. Oh, my goodness...

Are you OK?

Er... no, it's nothing.

It's just a small bout of swamp fever!

Got it at a Snoopy doll symposium

in the Upper Congo. I'll be all right.

Well, what have you got here?

Some kind of a security alert?

You got that right.

The Maguadora peace talks.

Floors 7 through 15 are strictly off limits.

Yes. Off limits.

What's under this down here?

Er...

Oh, my God! My teeth are coming loose.

I hope this isn't contagious.

I wouldn't want anyone...

Oh, my God! Get this out of here.

Jesus! Move it, move it, move it!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

And stay on your own floor!

Next.

It doesn't look very hopeful,

the sovereignty question.

Still, there may yet be a compromise formula

we can find.

I've a feeling

it's going to be a very long afternoon.

Hey, how ya doin', bro? Glad to know ya!

Who the hell are you? Where's Larry?

Oh, Larry's sick, man.

Contracted hepatitis from a septic squeegee.

I've just been sent down here by the agency.

- Agency?

- Yeah, Waxahachie Window Care.

High-rise maintenance in 47 states

and an equal-opportunity employer.

Jesus Christ.

No, no, my name is Nitz, man.

Conway Nitz III.

What's the matter with you?

Man, I forgot to introduce

you to my dog, Happy.

Boy, I tell you, without this little labrador,

I'd be blinder than a bug in a badger's back side.

Say, one of you guys help me into this cradle.

We can burn some rubber on this glass.

Er... listen. I don't figure this at all.

I'm going to call my boss. You stay right here.

Get some smokes!

Sir...

Right.

Here, boy.

Go.

I'll get the dog.

For God's sake,

see if there's a doctor in the place.

Yes, sir.

Watch where you're going, you great retard.

Doctor...

You've had a very lucky break, gentlemen.

But for the fortuitous,

rare chance I was in town,

lecturing on my new breakthrough

in the culture of rabies vaccine...

...this could be embalming

fluid being dabbed on.

Yes...

Now...

If you'll all just hold perfectly still...

I'll prepare the hypodermics...

Well, all finished now, thank you.

If you could have the payment sent to me

at this address, please.

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