Who Made The Potatoe Salad? Page #2

Synopsis: An urban romantic comedy about a young San Diego policeman who travels to Los Angeles with his fiancée to meet her dysfunctional family and announce their engagement.
 
IMDB:
4.6
R
Year:
2006
90 min
322 Views


Heard a lot about you.

Yeah, well, I told my daughter about

putting my business out in the streets.

Have to remember never to fold

under questioning.

- Daddy.

- Jake. Would you leave that boy alone?

I was just having a little fun with him.

Come on, boy, put your bags in.

You guys put your bags

in the back of the trunk.

Girl, I like what you did

with your hair.

That's mine.

Duck hunting.

Oh, that's what I figured. Yeah.

Go on, put your bags in there.

I was holding those for my boy,

back home.

We were...

You wanna...

Wanna just help me with this, so we can...

You know what? You're good.

Okay, there we go.

All right, you can get in the car now.

So, Mike,

what do you do for a living, son?

Daddy, don't start.

Ashley, baby, correct me if I'm wrong,

but I think I have the right to know

what the nigga that's popping

my daughter's coochie does for a living.

So, son, what is it that you do for a living?

I'm a cop.

What?

Ashley, you didn't tell me

this motherf***er was a pig.

I don't think it mattered anymore.

Jake, come on now,

that was many years ago.

Wait, wait, wait, what was years ago?

Jake did some time in the joint

for attempted murder of a police officer.

That's all.

It wasn't no

motherfucking attempted murder.

It was self-defense.

- Daddy...

- I don't want to hear it, Ashley.

Whatever is said or done

while you and this sell-out are around,

it stays right here. You understand me?

You got that, pig?

- Huh?

- Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

- We're gonna talk.

- Sh*t.

So, welcome

to our humble home, Michael.

Oh, yeah.

This is nice. This is nice.

This reminds me

of my grandmama's house.

- You making fun of my decorations, boy?

- Oh, no, it's not even like...

It's okay, young blood. It's okay.

But just remember,

the struggle continues.

You want something?

Soda pop? Beer? Doughnut?

- You just go ahead and get comfortable.

- Is this Italian?

Yeah, just...

- It's smooth, you know.

- It's cool. Just glide into it.

So, Ashley, how's work, baby?

It's going really good. I just got a raise.

- Oh, that's wonderful, baby.

- Yeah, that's great, baby.

So, Mike, how's work?

- Kill any niggas lately?

- Jake.

I'm just asking him a couple of questions.

No, I can't say I have.

- I'm curious, Mike.

- Jake.

Baby, let me just talk to the young man.

Why would a black man in America

wanna be a cop?

I mean, you couldn't think

of nothing better to do?

Maybe be a doctor, a lawyer

or maybe even a gangster rapper.

I mean, at least they make more money

than a sleazy-assed pig.

Daddy.

All right. All right. All right.

It's gonna take me a minute

to get used to this pig sh*t.

Anyway, Michael, what are your intentions

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