Whitney Cummings: I'm Your Girlfriend Page #3
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- 2016
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aggressive towards us.
'Cause 10-15 years ago, you guys
didn't talk that way about women.
You guys would say, you know,
like, "I'm gonna tap that."
Right? "I'm gonna hit that."
Now it's like, "I'm gonna murder it."
I feel like in 10 years,
it's gonna be so disgusting.
Guys, you'll be like, "Hooked up
with this girl the other night.
"Scalped the b*tch, bro.
"She's a full amputee now.
"Motherfucking no legs.
"Eats from a tube.
"My dick.
You know Helen Keller? My dick did that."
It's too much.
I don't think music is helping.
Music has gotten so rude towards women.
Have you guys heard the song "Fight Night."
No black people here? That's embarrassing.
Santa Monica. Hashtag Santa Monica.
(laughter, applause)
Are you applauding? Like,
some kind of white power rally?
Don't applaud that!
Oh, God.
The song goes, "I'm
gonna knock that p*ssy out
like it's fight night."
That's a song.
There's another song that says
"I'm gonna beat that p*ssy up."
I'm like, I'm sorry, what did
our vaginas ever do to you?
Besides give you life
and make you feel amazing all the time?
How 'bout instead of beating
it up and knocking it out,
how 'bout maybe, I don't
know, giving it an orgasm?
I don't know.
(cheering, applause)
I would like to hear that song.
"I'm gonna make you climax, girl.
I...
(laughter)
I would like to hear that song.
I blame rappers.
It's not just male rappers,
female rappers are just as bad.
You guys know Nicki Minaj?
I used to love Nicki Minaj.
But then I heard her talk,
and it wasn't good.
So, she sounded like such a hypocrite,
and I think she's a bad role model
'cause she was up there, and she was like,
"You know, men don't respect me in
the rap game because I'm a woman,
and people don't respect
me 'cause I'm a woman."
I was like, no, no, no. Uh, not at all.
We don't respect you 'cause
we can see your a**hole.
Has nothing to do with the
fact that you're a woman, okay?
We respected Mary J. Blige just fine.
Here's my point.
able to be sexy and glamorous,
and feminine and professional.
You could be a myriad of things.
But as you're getting
dressed for your album cover,
you also have to acknowledge basic
human nature and neurology, okay?
You have to acknowledge the fact that
men's brains are basically only designed
to look for holes.
It's pretty much all they're
doing at any given moment,
just scanning for crevices.
They're like gophers, just
looking for holes to get into.
Counting, like, two, four...
eight, that's a golf course.
Constantly adding them up.
So, sometimes we have to help you guys out.
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