
White Settlers
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- 2014
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(0.00 / 0 votes)you've talked about for years.
Yeah, in Suffolk or Cornwall.
Can't afford a place
in Suffolk or Cornwall.
- This place is so cheap.
- That's because it's a wreck.
Nothing in this place works.
Aww.
You can make it work.
What will you be doing
while I'm making it work?
I'll be helping.
What? Do you think I'm
really useless at this stuff?
That's because you are
useless at this stuff.
OK, I am useless at this stuff
but if you teach me, with a
little patience, I could learn.
Look at those outbuildings.
Imagine what we could do
with them.
They'd make perfect
holiday lets.
It's gonna take
at least 18 months
before this place
is fit to live in.
Yeah, 18 months of
you being your own boss.
Taking things at your own pace
and doing them how you want.
Yeah, in Scotland,
where the weather is shit,
the food is shit,
the football is shit.
- So?
- And judging by this place,
the houses are shit.
OK, so,
do you want to go to work
on Monday, bowing to Fletcher
and keep doing what you've been
doing for the rest of your life?
- It's not what you want, is it?
- You know it's not.
So?
Let's sell up and move here.
Come on, baby,
let's have an adventure.
- I hate you.
- I know.
Ta-dah!
Ed, I've wired a plug.
And the crowd goes wild.
Is that you? Sarah?
- Sorry!
- For f*ck's sake.
Is there anything
I can do to help?
Yeah, stay away
from the DIY manual.
Sorry.
- Jesus!
- You alright?
Gosh, you gave me a fright.
We have a visitor.
- Hello, mate.
- Do you want a biscuit?
He was in a bit of
a hurry to get somewhere.
Yeah.
Probably going home
to shag his sister.
- Ed!
- What?
You know what these
country folk are like.
If it isn't his mother
it'll be his sister.
Or his pet lamb.
Do you want me to make supper?
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