White Mischief Page #2

He's been asking about you all week.

- l've met men like Erroll before.

- l wish l could say l had.

- Did you enjoy Nina?

- Different.

Frightfully artistic...

if you like that kind of thing.

What's the most you've ever spent?

ln a good year, 1926, l think

it was, l spent a 120,OOO.

The first 80 was quite easy.

Unless you gamble,

the rest is sheer extravagance.

- Pleasant evening?

- Very.

- Any tips for tomorrow?

- Ask Erroll.

The problem with Kenya

is there are no decent breeders.

We should ship a few out from England.

War Office won't wear it.

- My God, there's Carberry!

He saw me in a show.

- l think he married me for my legs.

- What did you marry him for?

- His title.

Considering it's Sabilla's first term,

l think she did awfully well.

Mrs Whitley said she'll probably

go to pointe work next term, which...

l feel special ce soir.

Some steak tartare

with your blancmange?

May l have the next dance?

- l take silence as consent.

- Very convenient for you.

- Do you mind, Jock?

- No, you two carry on. l'm leaving.

- Are you sure?

- l have to be up at dawn tomorrow.

l leave her in your capable hands.

And what have we here?

Fresh meat.

Are you going to tell

your husband or shall l?

You wouldn't happen to have

a chocolate covered lobster?

l'm sorry.

- What's the matter?

- l'm hot.

l think l ought to go home.

l want to make love to you.

You can't say that!

You can't iust come out and say that!

How dare you?

Take me home!

Diana?

Come and sit on the bed.

l'm very proud of you, you know.

- Everybody was frightfully impressed.

- Were they?

Did you have an enjoyable time?

l'm very sleepy, Jock.

Would you?

You don't mind, do you mind?

No, of course not.

Turn around darling, let me look at you.

You're exquisite.

Ah! There's Gilbert Colvile.

Looking for Joss, l daresay.

He is peculiar-looking.

He went native.

Lives with the Maasai.

Joss is his only friend.

He must have been his fag at school.

- He's an interesting man.

- He's a bloody lunatic!

He's the richest man in Kenya.

Nobody can get more

than two words out of him.

- l'm sure l could.

- If you do, l'll buy you a new fur.

Parsimony or April Rain?

l don't trust fillies at this time

of year. They're unpredictable.

Here's a tip for you. Excuse me.

A thousand pounds on April Rain.

Jock, isn't that rather excessive?

You like fishing?

When l see his nails, l'm glad l don't

have to look at his feet.

Gilbert, let me introduce you.

- You know Jock. Diana, his wife.

- How do you do?

- Erroll?

- Erroll's not here.

Possibly on the course.

Gilbert, Jock's made a bet with Diana.

lf you say more than two words

he'll buy her a fur coat.

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