White Men Can't Jump Page #3

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When you shoot,

you adjust for the wind.

Out at the beach,

the wind can push the ball

6 to 8 inches.

You wouldn't know

about that.

Ha ha ha!

What,

you want me to move?

I'm sorry.

It's your shot.

Go ahead.

I got to tell you,

this isn't my spot.

I'll be lucky to hit

2 out of 5.

I'm going

to shoot it anyway.

Use 'em

and abuse 'em.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

Oh, man!

Right off the bat.

I am feeling lucky.

Yes, indeed,

he wants to get paid.

Show him how to

put it in there.

- Whoo!

- Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh, it's pretty,

it's so pretty.

Ha ha ha!

We goin' Sizzler

we goin' Sizzler...

Ah!

We goin' Sizzler

I never hit

two in a row.

Ooh!

I'm very lucky.

Yep,

feelin' very lucky.

Ugly shot, ugly shot...

Look like

a goddamn brick.

No aesthetic beauty

whatsoever.

Now, mine,

on the contrary...

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

Bbb bbb bbb!

It hurts being this good!

"A thing of beauty

is a joy forever..."

My man John Keats

said that.

I never hit

three in a row.

I'll

tell you that.

I can look at you.

- Oh!

- Oh!

Oh!

Color me lucky.

Sometimes you wake up,

the birds are singing, and...

That's a decent shot.

Excellent.

You are the greatest,

Sidney.

Thank you.

But I'm feeling lucky.

Oh!

Four in a row...

This is like

the luck of the Irish,

only I'm not Irish.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, now.

I got this

under control.

Hey,

you know something?

Michael Jordan

came here one time.

Took him

to the hole, baby.

Air Michael Jordan!

I saw

the whole thing.

Michael said,

"You should play summer pro league."

I said, "No..."

Hell, no!

"Sh*t might

mess up my game."

We can't have it,

Billy Ho.

Shoot it.

We'll go to Sizzler.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

I'll just

leave it up there.

Give me some,

give me some.

Oh! Oh, sh*t.

Ho ho ho ho ho!

It's hard goddamn work

being this good.

Shut the f*** up.

Rabbit ears, am I starting

to get to you?

You're just making

my eardrums hurt.

The thing is,

you guys look at me,

you see

the backwards hat,

and you say,

"This guy's a chump."

A f***ing geek.

What you don't realize is

that it ain't easy.

It is

"hard goddamn work"

making something

this pretty

look like a chump.

I must be doing it

for a reason.

You got me convinced.

I miss this shot,

I walk away,

still a chump.

Go ahead and walk away,

you...

You miss,

and you've been beat...

well, not once

but twice,

by a slow, white,

geeky chump.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ain't no thing.

Ain't no thing.

No thing but a chicken wing

on a string.

From Burger King.

I noticed that wind

was kicking up a bit.

You might want to

adjust about...

6, 8 inches

to the left.

This is the big one.

Don't worry, Sidney,

I've hustled

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