White Men Can't Jump Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 115 min
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Bernard King in.
We hittin' two,
and we out.
Swish! Swish!
Let's go, Billy Ho!
Ha ha ha!
Let's go!
Ain't no need
for none of that
Jane Fonda
geriatric bullshit.
Just act like you
can play.
Two quick ones,
bam, bam...
it's over.
See ya!
Wouldn't want to be ya!
You got
a new teammate.
Kiss your game
goodbye!
Maybe I should do
that sh*t, too.
You loose?
Come on
out here, baby.
I got it!
Get out of here!
Billy, I'm gonna
tell you what...
Where you at, Billy?
I'm gonna tell you
which way I'm going.
Aahh!
Where are you
going with that?
I got you.
I'm right here.
This is my court!
Oh!
Yo! Look out!
Look out!
- Whoo!
- Yay, Billy!
Yes, baby!
Luck.
Pure luck.
I believe the score
is 9-8, ours.
Take it out.
Ball in.
OK, chump.
The sun even shines
on a dog's ass some days.
Anybody can win the lottery.
Know what I'm saying?
Give it up.
Give it up.
You want it back now?
Whoa!
Yeah, get out
of the way, sucker!
Right on, man!
It's over now, baby.
F*** you.
Your mother's an astronaut.
My mother's too drunk
to be an astronaut.
You remind me of one of them dudes
from The Brady Bunch.
He looks like
the girl... Cindy.
Yeah!
That's the one!
The youngest one
in curls.
Why you
laughing, man?
Callin' me Brady Bunch
and sh*t!
This motherf***er's
too stupid
to even realize
he's being insulted.
Sidney, get off the court.
You lost, brother.
passes out your ass,
but that don't mean
you know how to play this game.
Oh, hey,
you're right, Sidney.
I mean, you ain't
seen me shoot.
What's it worth
to you to find out?
What do we got?
50, 55,
$62.
I do detect
the smell of cash.
I'm gonna find out
how good you are, chump.
Chump?
I just have to
figure out how
I'm going to pull the ball
out your ass
when I take
your money.
That is his money.
That's his money.
20, 40, 41...
You're short.
Big Junior.
Come here, man.
Loan me a 20.
Do I look like
Bank of America?
You think I'm
gonna lose this money
to this white boy here?
You better not
lose my money.
Give me my
motherfucking $20.
We're gonna
eat at Sizzler?
Damn right!
Surf and turf.
And that is his money.
Let's go, baby. Best out of five...
top of the key.
Since you're the foreigner,
you can go first.
Oh, no, thank you.
You go ahead, man.
No, no.
See, this is my house.
This is
Sidney Deane's house.
I extend
my hospitality to you.
That is very gracious,
Sidney Deane,
but I won't take advantage of you
in your house.
OK, but you might not
get another shot.
All right,
if you insist.
That's
what I thought.
This is outdoor ball.
It's different than
your country club sh*t.
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