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Synopsis: After an unsuccessful mission, FBI agents Kevin Copeland and Marcus Copeland fall in disgrace in the agency. They decide to swap their bad position with his superior Section Chief Elliott Gordon working undercover in an abduction case, disguised in the two spoiled white daughters of a tycoon, Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, getting in hilarious situations.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Keenen Ivory Wayans
Production: Columbia Pictures
  3 wins & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
15%
PG-13
Year:
2004
109 min
$69,148,997
Website
30,394 Views


to interrupt the man in a briefing.

Well, somebody got to stand up to him.

- Chief.

- What?

- Marcus has something he want to tell you.

- What?

Chief, we just want to know

if we could get on the case.

You're on.

The boys over at Intel seem to think

that the kidnapper's a guy...

named Ted Burton.

It says Burton was a partner of Wilson's...

and some other associates

in some business venture that failed.

Says he spent time in the Federal pen

and lost his fortune.

Guy's been MIA since his release and those

dates coincide with the first kidnappings.

- What do you think?

- I think this babysitting gig sucks.

Dude, relax.

Look, man.

All we got to do is pick these chicks up...

drop their ass off in the Hamptons,

then we back in the Chief's good graces.

I didn't join the FBI to become a nanny.

I want to be on the street

where the action is.

Okay, Blackie Chan, and you'll get there.

Can we just do this first, please?

- All right.

- You didn't put dairy in this, did you?

- No.

- Because you know I'm lactose intolerant.

Last time, I barely made

it to the bathroom.

Why would I want to disturb your stomach?

There goes your girls.

Come on, man. Let's do this.

- Hi, I'm Kevin Copeland. This is...

- We already gave to the United Negro Fund.

- Wait. Hold on.

- Excuse us.

We're actually here

to escort you ladies to the Hamptons.

The bags are on the plane.

Take Baby and clean out his bag.

He didn't have his colonic

and he like pooped everywhere.

- What's this?

- Baby got to ride in the car seat.

Where the hell am I supposed to sit?

This ain't right.

Man, you guys sure got a lot of bags

for a weekend.

- This isn't a weekend.

- It's the weekend.

Labor Day in the Hamptons.

The last weekend of the social season.

Only the hottest people

are going to be there.

And only the hottest of the hottest

are going to make it onto the cover...

of Hamptons Magazine. And this is our year.

Open the window.

Baby likes a little fresh breeze.

I just hope the Vandergeld sisters'

private jet crashes on the way there.

- Oh, my God, Brittany!

- You were thinking it!

- I know, but you said it.

- I know.

You know Heather totally hates you

because you slept with her boyfriend.

My God. So what?

I sleep with everyone's boyfriend.

Is everybody all right?

My God! Your lip.

My God! Your nose.

Marcus, are you okay?

- I'm cool.

- Baby's in a wreck!

I can't believe...

you think we're going to go to the Hamptons

with my face looking like that.

It's really not that bad.

Just get some makeup and cover it up.

Put makeup on this?

I am so fricking pissed.

My God, this is like the

worst day of my life.

I went to go get my brows done...

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Keenen Ivory Wayans

Keenen Ivory Desuma Wayans, Sr. (born June 8, 1958) is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, and a member of the Wayans family of entertainers. He first came to prominence as the host and the creator of the 1990–1994 Fox sketch comedy series In Living Color. He has produced, directed and/or written a large number of films, starting with Hollywood Shuffle, which he co-wrote, in 1987. A majority of these films have included him and one or more of his brothers and sisters in the cast. One of these films, Scary Movie (2000), which Wayans directed, was the highest-grossing movie ever directed by an African American until it was surpassed by Tim Story's Fantastic Four in 2005. From 1997 to 1998, he hosted the talk show The Keenen Ivory Wayans Show. Most recently, he was a judge for the eighth season of Last Comic Standing. more…

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