Where The Truth Lies Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2005
- 107 min
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eyeglasses, cool jazz, liberal...
..."I'll f*** any black guy as
part of my personal apology...
... for racism in America" type.
Anyhow, on this particular night,
we're in a club in New Jersey...
... it's the '50s, and I'm mingling
with the crowd.
Now, when I say "mingling,"
what I mean is...
... I was scouting
Didn't matter if the girls
came with dates.
That was Reuben's job.
Reuben is my valet.
helped them get rid of their dates...
... but they were always gone
by the second show.
any situation.
Excuse me, miss.
May I say that I think...
...you have the most beautiful eyes
I have ever seen.
Notice I say, "I think you've got the
most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."
I haven't seen them yet.
I've been staring at your cans.
Now, Lanny.
- I can't believe he just said that.
- That is completely unacceptable.
Madam, I apologize.
I apologize, ladies and gentlemen...
...for my friend. You cannot
speak that way to a stranger.
Look, her husband's not offended.
- He's not?
- No, her husband's not offended.
Her husband's not here.
This lucky guy is her boyfriend.
And even he's not offended,
and do you know why?
Well, I can certainly hazard a guess.
What the hell is that? For chrissake,
Vince, this is America.
We don't say, "hazard a guess."
We say "yes" or we say "no."
Well, I say "no" to you, Morris.
Excuse me?
Could you repeat that?
I don't think
the entire audience heard you.
Go back to where
you came from, bastard!
I get hecklers all the time,
but this schmuck came off personal.
Where did he think I came from?
Bastard! Bastard!
He called me a bastard.
Now, it doesn't show
from the front, Lanny.
Now, please, would you kindly not
mount me? It's very disagreeable.
quoting lines I wrote...
... from a song
from our first motion picture.
I happen to be honored
to work with this jerk
Is that a compliment?
Never, never, never.
I get a kick from this...
... friend of mine
Fine, but don't give
the mike to this kike.
- Well...
- Just relax.
It's not often we get topped by
a member of our audience, but...
...this gentleman has
done the impossible.
What is your name?
- It's Joe.
- Joe...
...we were just wondering
if you'd be a great sport...
...and help us out on stage.
What do you say, folks?
Go on.
Joe here is going to play
a crazy high school professor...
...who's about to give Lanny
and I our final high school exam.
So if you'll just excuse us while
we help Joe change into his...
...crazy-professor outfit.
Lanny, a little
costume-changing music...
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