Where's the Money Page #2

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I can call

whenever the f*** I please!

Now, look, I know you

struggling and everything,

but, listen,

i might have a way to help you.

We've been getting along

just fine my whole life

- without your help.

- Look, I know, son-

you have one more minute.

F***ing jail robot.

I ain't got time to be polite.

I know you are mad at me,

but listen,

I care about you,

and I care about your mama,

and I highly suggest if you

wanna keep that place open,

you get your skinny ass

down here and see me

before it's motherfuckin'

too late.

My boy!

You done came to see

your old man, huh?

Look, dad,

this is business, all right?

Let's not pretend

it's anything else.

You said you could help me.

I'm here to find out how.

You know what?

You smart. Just like me.

I'm nothing like you.

Okay, now look, look, look.

Now, I know i

wasn't in your life.

All right? But I wanna

make it up to you.

Okay? I wanna

make it up to you.

- Ba-dow.

- That's a pretty small box

to contain

my entire childhood, dad.

It's a gift

from my motherfuckin' heart.

What is this?

That's a Mr. potato head.

- A what?

- Look at that.

I knew you was gonna

love that. Look at that.

You got the little eyes

right here,

then you got

the little nose.

Got a little comb

for the mustache.

This is some smart sh*t.

This is gonna teach you

some sh*t.

And he also got that,

just in case I got to lay

a couple motherfuckers down

up in here.

Look, dad, I'm an adult now.

Oh, so you too old to learn?

So I guess you

too old to learn

how to solve your little

bank problem, huh?

Look, what I meant to say

was this is great.

- This is amazing.

- Yeah, it is.

I'm gonna put it

right back in this box.

You know what?

Come here.

Come on. Come on.

Sit on daddy's lap.

- You said what?

- On my lap, nigga.

- Sit down on my lap?

- On your lap?

Yeah, get your ass

over here. Sit down.

Right here.

Sit right here.

I ain't gonna bite you, boy.

I'm your daddy.

- Okay.

- But the tickle monster might.

- See, this is what

I'm talking about.

You remember that. I used to

tickle you when you was little.

Don't act like ain't

nobody tickled you.

When I was a kid!

I'm an adult now!

All right, I got a little out

of hand with the tickling.

But I'm trying to make up for 17

years that I missed in your life.

Now, listen, you know me

and your uncle Leon-

come on-

me and your uncle Leon,

we in here

for bank robbery.

- Okay?

- Mm-hmm.

What you might not know

is that the police

didn't find the money.

I was planning on giving

that money to you and your mama

when I got out,

but your crazy-ass uncle Leon

done f***ed around and got out

a couple nights ago,

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