When Harry Tries to Marry Page #2
Of course we talk. Come.
Let's go join the party.
So, dad, what do you think
about my plan?
You have your whole life ahead of you.
Now's the time to enjoy yourself.
Go see what's out there.
Later is the time to marry.
Anyway, tonight is party night.
We shall discuss this another time.
Go! Live a little.
- Hello.
- Harish.
l have found the one for you.
Check your email.
Her name is Nita Shah.
- Nita Shah.
Nita Shankar.
Mrs. Nita Shankar.
She is 22, and from a very good
family. And your birth charts,..
...they match to perfection.
So, Harish, deal or no deal?
Harish, are you arranging this
marriage or am l arranging it?
Now listen, please. Her parents are
eager to get her married,..
...so time is of essence. And this
goldfish is not going to be swimming...
...in the tank for much longer.
- Oh. But--
- No buts.
Remember, you are no spring
chicken, Harish.
Already 22. That's like 72 in
prospect years.
And if you wait any longer to
get married, the only types we may...
...be able to find you are,
how do you call them?
Chicks.
Yes, chicks!
Who have already hatched.
And we all know what happens...
...when the shells break. Now we don't
want broken shells, do we, Harish?
- Oh, god, no.
- Oh, god, yes.
What is it going to be, Harish?
The egg or the chick?
The egg.
The egg for sure.
Ah, great!
So you can communicate
directly with her if you want to.
- Really? Will that be okay?
- Beta, this is the 21st century.
Don't they teach you anything
over there in the university?
- Hey, who's the babe, man?
- Louis, come on.
Come on.
Her name is Nita Shah.
She's 22, studying to be an architect
like me, and the best part is,..
and animals.
So are pedophiles and
sex offenders, man.
- Louis, l might be marrying her.
- What? When did all this happen?
- Recently.
- You know, you can't get married.
You're a virgin.
Can't hurt so bad.
Just count to three.
- Louis, this is insane.
- Son of a b*tch!
Dude, get me some ice
from the fridge, quick!
Jalapeos. My nuts are on fire,
And you bring me jalapeos?
lt was the only thing we had left
in the freezer.
- Thanks.
- Look, tonight, this date, l'm not going.
- No, you're going.
- l'm going to be married.
Then you've got nothing
to worry about, do you?
l mean, we're only meeting them to
choose a subject for a lousy...
...term paper.
- ln a bowling alley? Huh?
This is totally inappropriate.
Hey, just 'cause you order
your meal from the menu,..
...don't mean you still can't
check out the buffet.
Now relax. You'll be safe
in a bowling alley.
lt's well- lit.
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