When Hainan Meets Teochew Page #2

Synopsis: A romantic comedy usually involves a handsome man and a pretty lady. But what happens when it's a 'manly' woman, and a 'womanly' man? One day, a brassiere drops on Teochew. He immediately wins the lottery and decides to keep it. Hainan begins an arduous search for her precious underwear, distributing hundreds of missing posters around her neighbourhood. Teochew sees one of the posters, and his curiosity is piqued. Bumping into Hainan one day, he asks about the brassiere, although he has no intention of returning it. Unfortunately, he lets slip more than he should, and Hainan becomes suspicious...
 
IMDB:
6.7
Year:
2010
81 min
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It belongs to me!

Give it back!

Give it back!

Hey!

This is my house!

Listen, I have enough of the both of you!

Get out of the house now!

What?

I'm not going to rent my room

to you anymore. Get out!

Hey, you let her in. Not me.

So? You think I care? Get lost!

Hey, this is not fair to me!

I'm not going to rent my room to a bloody

transvestite!

Hey, why you scold me bloody transvestite?

You're a bloody transvestite!

What else to call you?

You don't scold people like that

You must show some respect

Respect? To who? To you?

Bloody butch!

Hey!

Butch is enough!

Don't scold me bloody butch!

Yes, are you crazy? Anyhow scold people?

You bloody transvestite!

You bloody butch!

Bloody butch! Bloody transvestite!

Bloody transvestite! Bloody butch!

Bloody butch! Bloody transvestite!

Enough!

I've had enough! I'm not going to stay here

anymore!

Please go!

You think I don't know?

When I shower or change

You'll peep at me. Sometimes even take

pictures of me!

You pervert!

Pervert!

If I go to the police,

they'll surely arrest you

Put you in jail and cane your buttocks!

Come, let's go.

Whatever, just go!

Lecherous landlord!

I'm so pissed!

Sorry...

Why apologise?

I got you kicked out

He had always wanted to get rid of me!

He just needed an excuse to do so

I gave him the perfect excuse

Forget it

I don't wish to stay there anymore

Where will you go tonight?

It's not that difficult

to find accommodation

I have a spare room

Why don't you rent from me?

Lecher!

You'll step on dog sh*t

Bird sh*t will land on you

You can't find a toilet

when you have diahrrea

You'll run out of toilet paper

Your whole body will be filled with sh*t!

How do you like this room?

Not bad. It's cozy

Someone used to stay here?

My ex

You two stayed in different rooms?

She wanted her own space

That's Meihui

You hooked up with a kid?

Why did both of you split up?

She found herself a new boyfriend

that's why we went our separate ways

Who's this then?

Your boyfriend?

Excuse me, I'm single!

He's my younger brother

Your younger brother?

Why do you have a picture of

your brother in your room?

He's dead

Sorry...

It was my fault

We were out one evening ten years ago

A group of hooligans picked on us

My brother got into a

brutal fight with them

and was killed

I'm the older sibling

but couldn't protect him

I'm useless

It's all over now

I should have been more of a man for him

but I wanted to be treated as a woman

Stop mulling over that

But if not for him, I would have become a

woman by now!

Stop!

Stop talking about it!

Come, I'll treat you to dinner

to celebrate your moving from a lecher's

apartment

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