What We Did on Our Holiday Page #4
Forgotten the way to Scotland then?
So, Mickey, belated birthday present.
I expect you can guess what it is.
Is it a bicycle?
Is it a... joke cushion that
stabs you in the bottom?
- No, it is not.
- Is it a cow pie?
Granddad!
- Happy birthday!
- Hello, darling.
Hey, Dad.
- Gordie.
- Hello.
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks very much.
- How's things, Dad?
- Fine, fine, good.
And how's things with you?
- Fine.
- Brilliant, brilliant.
I mean, super. More than.
- Brilliant, tremendous.
- It is more fun actually. Fun.
- Yeah.
- Isn't it? Yeah.
- Really, really, really good.
- Right.
- I did you a birthday card, Granddad.
- Oh, thanks, Lottie.
She's got something of your mother.
- Can he not play with that?
- Oh, Mickey!
Sorry, I just wanted to show Granddad
the badger in the revolving doors
and the nun with two heads.
Nobody wants to see
a nun with two heads.
- I do.
- That computer's not for kids.
All the terminals are connected.
It's a...
- Synergised system.
- That's right.
You know, the whole house
is virtually wireless.
It's, well, more than an iCloud, it's...
iFog?
It's an intelligent house.
Is it as intelligent
as a squid?
- As a squid?
- Cos it can fit through a hole.
It's intelligent in a way...
- Can it draw a leopard?
- What?
And can it do cartwheels?
If this house is more intelligent
than you...
- Mickey.
- This system cost a lot of money.
Well, it doesn't always mean
it's intelligent if...
- It cost loads of money.
- Yeah.
You're not explaining it at all well.
the headmaster of your place
- because...
- It's an intelligent house, OK?
You know, it's connected.
Let there be light.
Now then, clan of McLeod,
if you'll excuse me...
Hmm.
Where are the keys?
I don't know.
Magpies?
Magpies?
This is my domain.
Only special people come here.
After you, my dear.
Ta-dah!
Jess? This is insane!
I only asked you where the keys were.
Jessie, Jessie, just breathe,
take a big, big breath.
A big, deep breath.
- She holds her breath?
- Yeah.
Ah, well.
She can't do herself too much harm, eh?
Well, actually...
Till she blacks out? Unconscious?
That's quite extreme, isn't it?
To hold your breath that long.
Well, she can always become
a pearl diver.
Where's Sir Donald gone?
about Doug and Abi?
Hey, what have you done to that helmet?
I took the horns off it.
London manners. Eh?
Doug can't control them.
And as for her...
That's what happens when
That's me when I was 20.
Only my skin was a little less orange.
Is that you with the monkey?
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