What Planet Are You From? Page #3

That's Rita, the office manager.

She's mine.

We go to Scottsdale every weekend.

I have a condo up there.

You're free to use it anytime.

- Rita?

- The condo.

- Thanks.

- You know...

...I have never seen such a stack

of glowing recommendations.

If I didn't know better,

I'd think you wrote them yourself.

A vice president's job is opening up.

I assume you're interested.

No, not necessarily.

Come on. It's okay to be ambitious.

You're only human.

Well...

Think it over. In the meantime...

...welcome aboard.

- Thanks.

We got a wonderful family

of people here. Top-quality people.

Except for Perry.

He's a sneaky prick.

Always looking for p*ssy,

never doing his job.

- I can't stand that.

- That is good to know.

Neglected? Nadine, how can you

feel neglected?

We never do anything?

What about that trip to New Orleans?

Wasn't that a good time?

I don't care if it was four years ago.

I asked if it was a good time.

Just don't get all pissy, will you?

I can't even ask you a question.

Could you hold?

Can you hold, please? Thank you.

Jones.

No, that's closed.

Pacific East flight 769.

Yeah, it was the hydraulics.

Arizona West flight 442. I was just

getting through that stuff. Hold on.

I'll have to call you back.

Let me call you back.

What the hell?

You like? This is

the best titty bar in Phoenix.

How many are there?

This one, and there might be

one other, but it sucks.

You come here a lot?

Once, twice a year.

- Hi, Perry.

- Hey, Cheryl.

- Grab me a beer.

- Sure. What would you like?

Someone just like you.

Relative?

I'm your cowboy, baby.

Great, but that noise is

getting louder.

Traffic.

- Are you sure?

- It's rush hour.

Come on. Make me feel like a man.

Hold on, mister.

Time to put on your party clothes.

What's that?

A condom.

My boss has one in Scottsdale.

He said I can use it.

Great. Put it on.

But I don't want anything between us.

Just unroll it.

Oh, boy.

What the hell was that?

It slipped.

- Morning.

- Morning.

How'd it go with Cheryl?

I rushed her to the hospital.

She got some glass in her eye.

Yeah, that happens.

Where we going tonight?

I'll take you to a great place.

I'm taking you where I met Rita.

I'm Doreen. I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Doreen.

And today marks my 59th day

of sobriety.

Thanks. Thank you very much.

And I celebrated by

calling my parents...

...to tell them about

my engagement to Janice.

Dykes. Made popular on television,

now they're everywhere.

Is there anyone else

who'd like to share?

You.

Hello. Get the bread,

I see something tasty.

Hi, this is the first time I've

actually gotten up to speak, so I'm...

Your name. Start with your name.

Thanks. Of course.

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