What Happened Last Night

Whoa!

Oh, my god.

Who...? Who are you?

Who am I? Who are you?

No, I'm not telling you who I am

until you tell me who you are.

Why not?

Because I asked first.

Oh, my god.

I can't believe this sh*t.

Will you please

watch your language?

Oh, excuse me,

little miss innocence.

What is that supposed to mean?

Oh, it means I don't think

you're as innocent

as you think you are.

What are you talking about?

Unless of course you go to bed

in a bra and boxers.

Oh, my god.

Where are my clothes?

Where am I?

You! You brought me here.

Whoa, listen, Chickie,

I didn't bring anybody anywhere

I don't even know

whose place this is.

Sh*t.

Watch your language.

How dare you?

First, you get me

completely drunk

and you bring me up here

to try and take advantage of me

while I'm unconscious in a bed?

Whoa. Whoa, no, no.

Under no circumstances

did I take advantage of you,

we didn't even have sex

last night.

And what makes you so sure?

Because I would never

sleep with someone like you.

Then what happened last night?

Have a nice weekend, miss g.

Why don't you call it a day,

Danny?

You sure?

I don't mind staying till close.

It's Friday night,

don't you have that party?

Yeah, gamma bash.

Right, you've been talking

about it all week.

So go ahead, have a good time.

No, it's...

It's no big deal.

I can totally just stay...

Nah, I'm closing up

in an hour anyway.

It's Friday afternoon.

Business hasn't been so good

since the weather got cold.

All right, if you insist.

Would you mind coming in

on Sunday?

I know you don't like

to work Sundays, but...

No, that wouldn't be a problem.

I'd be happy to.

You're a good egg, Danny.

Well, you're welcome.

See you Sunday.

Okay.

Have a good time.

Yeah.

Don't do anything stupid.

It's my senior year.

It's what I'm supposed to do,

right?

All right. Bye, boys.

Bye, miss Sarah.

Hey, wait for me!

Thank you.

Thanks. Boys, boys!

Hi. How are you?

Oh, hey.

Good. How are you?

Ask her, mommy. Ask her.

Ask me what?

Ashley's babysitter is away

this weekend,

and we're in a pinch.

We wanted to see

if you're able to watch her

this Saturday?

I'm sorry, Mrs. Reed,

but I can't...

Please?

I'm so sorry, Ashley,

I'm not allowed to babysit

any other kids that go here.

We won't tell anyone.

As much as I'd like to,

I just can't.

I signed a contract

when I started,

and if they ever found out

I wouldn't get

the job recommendation

after graduation.

All right,

well, my kid loves you,

college kids need money.

I'm gonna leave you

my business card

in case you change your mind.

Okay.

Thank you. Bye, Ashley.

Thank you.

Say bye.

Bye

take care.

You too.

Hi hi.

There you go.

Thank you.

All right.

Have a good weekend.

You too. Bye, guys.

Oh.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Thank you. Have a good weekend.

Thanks.

Bye-bye,

here you go.

Thank you.

Hi, Jamie. How was your day?

It was good, thanks.

I know this is going to sound

weird or whatever,

but I made you a necklace

in art today.

Oh, Jamie,

woman:
Hi.

That was so sweet of you.

- Thank you.

- All done.

It's just you seem so sad

all the time

I thought

this would make you happy.

Well, mission accomplished.

You did make me smile.

Yeah, sure.

Is that all right with you?

Oh, of course it's all right.

Don't be silly.

Okay. I just didn't wanna...

Yeah.

Step on anyone's toes.

You worry too much, Sarah.

Enjoy the necklace.

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

Have a good weekend.

Bye bye.

There you go.

Thanks.

Bye.

Thank you. Have a good weekend.

Thank you.

Boys, where are you going?

You know the rules, Simon.

Parents must sign their kids out

at the end of the day.

Sorry I'm late.

It's all good.

They didn't cause any trouble,

did they?

Of course not.

These boys are angels.

Ha. Tell that to their mother.

Have a good weekend.

You too.

Bye, boys.

Grabbed your bag.

Thank you.

Mm-hm.

Buses are gone.

And so are the kids.

Signed, sealed and delivered.

So any exciting plans

for the weekend?

Nah, just studying.

Sarah, you gotta have some fun.

I do have fun.

Honey, I'm not talking

about playing with these kids

here three days a week.

This is your senior year

in college.

The real world will be here

before you know it.

I wish it would just hurry up

and get here already.

Don't be silly.

It will be here.

Sooner than you think.

And you will be wishing

for a redo

for the last couple of months.

Look, I know that you just had

a breakup

how? I never said anything.

You're showing

all the classic signs.

This is so not me, Bev.

I just...

I can't get out of this funk.

Sure you can.

You just have to try harder.

Go, do something.

It's the weekend.

I'm sure you can find a party

on campus somewhere.

That's really not my speed.

All the more reason to do it.

Trust me, Sarah,

you don't wanna have

any regrets.

You only get one shot

at your senior year.

You're right.

You're right.

Have a good weekend, Sarah.

You too.

See you on Monday.

Bye, Bev.

Mm-hm.

Come see

the university players perform.

Come see the university players

perform.

Come see

the university players...

Come see the university players

perform Bermuda triangle

at the black box tonight.

Thanks.

Good luck.

Come see the university players

perform...

Um, excuse me?

Yeah?

I, um, well...

Are you all right?

Yes, yes.

I'm fine. It's just...

I was wondering

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