What's New Pussycat Page #2

Synopsis: Michael James, a notorious womanizer, desperately wants to be faithful to his fiancée Carole, but runs into serious problems since every woman he meets seems to fall in love with him. His psychoanalyst Dr. Fassbender can't help him either since he's busy courting one of his patients who in turn longs for Michael. A catastrophe appears on the horizon as all the characters check into the Chateau Chantelle hotel for the weekend not knowing of each other's presence.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clive Donner
Production: United Artists
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
APPROVED
Year:
1965
108 min
782 Views


and the moment of conquest.

- I like thighs. Do you like thighs?

- Mm.

Look, I know you'll

think this is crazy, but...

when the light hits me

in a certain direction, I'm... handsome.

Oh.

Listen, I'll see you next Friday.

I've got phone calls to make.

I've only been here 15 minutes.

I can't take more than 15 minutes

of your sex life at one time.

Look, why don't you come

to some of my group analysis meetings?

Maybe if there's other people around

it's going to be easier for both of us.

Hello, Zsa Zsa? This is Fritz.

How are you, my little flesh pudding?

Hold on.

Listen, you'll like this group analysis.

It's a real freak show.

If it gets dull, we sing songs.

Oh.

Do you think it'll help?

I'll do anything to achieve Carole.

Well, if it fails we will try something else.

I use all kinds of unorthodox methods.

For example, I have had great success

shutting people in dark closets.

Really?

See you at the next meeting.

Bring with you 500 francs.

Hello, my little laxative.

This is baby Fritzy here.

He must be a genius.

Victor!

Oh, Victor!

- Michael James, Tempest O'Brien.

- How do you do?

- She adores me.

- He's cheating because I won last night.

Strip chess. She had me down to

my shorts and I fainted from tensin.

I want a drink.

- Absinthe.

- Coffee.

Mineral water.

- How's Carole?

- Did you find a job?

I got something at the striptease.

I help the giris dress and undress.

- Nice job.

- 20 francs a week.

- Not very much.

- It's all I can afford.

How's Carole?

It's funny. When the light hits you

a certain way you're so handsome.

# I was born in Boston city...

- Michael?

- Hello, pussycat.

Pussycat, I love you.

Thank you for another pot of flowers.

Shall I get dressed?

Or is it foreign-movie time?

Foreign-movie time.

You're a monster.

- Me? I'm not a monster.

- Yes, you are.

I'm your nice warm lover.

- What did you do today?

- Nothing. I slept.

Do you know that people

sleep away a third of their lives?

If a man lives to be 75

it means he sleeps for 25 years.

You know what it means

to sleep for 25 years?

It means you wake up

with a shocking headache.

Michael?

I have to have a talk with you.

- What about?

- Us.

- Us?

- Yeah.

That's a very touchy topic.

Because you get personal and start to hit.

There's no reason why

two people can't discuss marriage

without turning it into a Third Worid War!

We've discussed it a thousand times

and you know my view. I'm a fascist.

- Now, I have to go home and change.

- But, pussycat, you live upstairs!

I have to open your door, climb a flight

of stairs, open my door. It all takes time.

My parents are coming next week. They

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