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Okay, okay. Okay, cool.
I've seen more f***ed-up sh*t happen
in five minutes out there...
than you'll see in your whole f***ing life.
Gene, I'm really sorry, you know.
If I could change history, I would.
F*** you! We need to make eight gallons
Do you know where
In the pantry over the sink, right
next to my bottle of dick cream!
Wait.
Ignore that last comment.
- Did you say dick cream?
- No.
I said stick team.
You know, stickball? Forget about it.
Go away! Leave me alone.
I'm pretty sure he said
dick cream, but...
Victor.
I need you and Neil to take The Eagles out
on Moose river. I made them a promise.
It's the last day of camp.
It's not gonna work for me.
- It's not gonna work for you?
- No.
It's not gonna work for you. Okay,
how about this as a compromise?
go out on Moose river...
- and you and Neil are
going to take them. - What?
Everybody focus up. All eyes here.
Ben and I are planning to
produce a musical number...
from godspell for the talent show tonight.
I'm sorry. Ben is producing, I am
directing/choreographing.
I'm speaking from personal experience,
but if you can't carry a tune...
don't come to the audition
and waste our time.
- We're serious.
- And bring a lot of movement clothes,
A.K.A. jazz shoes,
dance belts, lycras, et al.
and seriously, F.Y.I., you guys,
this is not an excuse to get out
of your regular activities.
This is an excuse to do
some good musical theater.
So, be prepared, be enthusiastic...
and leave your bullshit
attitude and baggage at the
door, 'cause we don't need it!
Hey, you guys!
Oh, I was thinking maybe
we could take a walk later,
maybe go out to Gunner's Pass
one last time.
Goddamn it, Katie! You're suffocating me!
I'm chokin', all right?
Give me some breathing room.
I just want to spend some time with you.
It's our last day at camp.
- My butt itches.
- What are you talking about?
- We're soul mates, right?
- What? Yeah.
Whatever, if you want.
J.J., save me a waffle, man.
Andy, I'm serious. Come on.
I just want it to be special.
F*** you, dyke!
- Why are you being such an a**hole?
- I gotta finish my breakfast.
I love you, baby. So good talking to you.
Yeah, see you in macrame.
One last, successful B.K.F.S.T...
becomes one for the record books.
And with t-minus 11 hours
to the big talent show,
we sail on aboard
the good ship Firewood...
toward a little oasis
that I like to call...
morning activity time.
What's going on with Silas?
You didn't hear? He got kicked
out of camp. - Why?
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