West of Her Page #3

WHEN YOU DON'T LOVE

ANOTHER PERSON, LOVE--

IT CAN JUST BE A REALLY,

REALLY HARD THING TO FAKE.

BELIEVE ME,

I'VE TRIED.

SO, WHO ARE YOU?

I'M JANE.

RIGHT, AND I'M DAN,

THAT'S DONE.

SO, WHO ARE YOU?

LET'S HEAR IT.

NO, HONEY,

I'M JUST JANE.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

THIS IS JUST WHAT I WAN WHEN I HAVE A HOUSE.

BULLSHIT LEADING UP TO MY...

-[GIGGLES]

="DOOR.

THAT'S IT, JUST HORSE SH*T.

STRAIGHT SH*T.

I THINK IT'S MULE--

MULE...

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GROANS]

WANNA TRY IT?

- GETTING DOWN IS GONNA THE BAD PART.

-[GRUNT]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

HERE YOU GO.

WANT SOME WEEDS?

[LAUGHING]

HE'S GONNA F***ING FLIP--

HE'S STOMPING HIS FEET,

HE'S NOT HAPPY.

NO, HE DOESN'T CARE.

[C LEARS TH ROAT]

YOU VVANNA BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND CARVE

YOUR NAME INTO ONE OF THESE VVOODEN THINGS?

NO ONE'S GONNA EVER SEE THIS.

SOMEONE SOME DAY IS GONNA COME

BY HERE AND SAY, "J?"

HERE YOU GO.

THESE ARE FOR YOU.

-[LAUGHING]

- HORSE WEEDS.

OH, THANK YOU!

- NO?

- I LOVE HORSE WEEDS.

- YOU LOVE HORSE WEEDS?

-[LAUGHING] YOU DORK.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

YOU REALLY COULDN'T LIVE LIKE THIS?

I THINK THIS VVOULD BE GREAT.

- REALLY?

- YOU DO NOTHING.

EXACTLY. YOU DO NOTHING.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[DAN]

YOU HAVE VERY--

MANY MISCONCEPTIONS OF ME,

I THINK.

MAYBE YOU HAVE:

MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT ME.

LTHINK:

I GOT YOU PRETTY MUCH...

- SPOT ON.

- OH, YEAH?

- OH, I THINK SO. - DON'T YOU JUS LOOK LIKE THE CAT THAT ATE THE CANARY.

[DAN mucus]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRASS RUSTLING]

HOPE YOU LIKE THESE.

IT'S ALL I EAT ON THE ROAD.

GOT SOME FRUITS, SOME GRAINS,

A LITTLE BIT OF PROTEIN,

IT'S PERFECT.

SO...

WHAT DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL?

FEEL ANYTHING?

WHAT, THE SANDWICH?

IT'S FINE.

NO, I MEAN...

SEEING THE SAME THING THE PEOPLE

IN THE COVERED WAGONS SAW.

IF YOU HOLD YOUR HAND UP

AND YOU COVER THE ROAD,

YOU SEE PRETTY MUCH

THE SAME THING THEY DID.

DOES IT MAKE YOU

FEEL SOMETHING?

[CHUCKLES]

l GUESS NOT, NO.

I LOOK AT THA AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS

THANK GOD WE CAN GO

FASTER THAN THEM.

SO...?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHY DID YOU ANSWER THE AD?

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW,

I GUESS I JUST--

I LIKE THE IDEA OF BEING,

YOU KNOW,

PART OF SOMETHING

BIGGER THAN MYSELF.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

NOT BEING JUST ME ANYMORE,

I GUESS IS WHA I'M TRYING TO SAY.

THIS IS WHAT I WANNA DO, YOU

KNOW, TO BE PART OF SOMETHING.

AND THIS IS A:

BIGGER SOMETHING?

I MEAN, MAYBE, YOU KNOW,

IT FEELS LIKE IT.

TELL ME, UH...

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR INTERVIEW.

DIDN'T HAVE ONE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

NOPE, JUST A PHONE CALL.

YEAH, I SAW A, UH...

A FLYER IN A COFFEE SHOP.

- PHONE POLE.

- YEAH.

MM, I MEAN, I HUNG IT ON

MY FRIDGE FOR PROBABLY, LIKE,

I DON'T KNOW, LIKE,

MAYBE TWO WEEKS.

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