West and Soda Page #2

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I'll be along, turn the allarm!

Oh ooh oh...

Are they coming to ask for my hand again?

Hello darling Clementine, our boss who's

hiding behind some rocks out there,

said us to ask you for your hand and

your lovely lace green patch of land...

You know this property is all he can think

of poor men he is going loco

with desire for it, he is dying for it...

He wants it so much that its killing him

and everybody else... bang, bang...

Kill your gruesome boys, gruesome...

any too quick for me...

Well, Slim the boss says to scare her

if she refuses, so lets start the show.

Ich ich ich

How can I stop them, what'll I do?

Hey, ol Bessy... away...

two... one... two... three!

Ich ich ich

Ehi, here, have a good cigar!

Those noughty bandits now, what did I do

with that gun, oh trey're making

me so nervous now where's the powder?

Come on, sister!

Yaaaaa... Yaaaaa... Yaaaaa...

Pull... pull, till it blows up.

- Ich ich ich ich ich

- Ah ah ah...

I certainly hope this is the right way to

load it... if it is I have to shoot that.

Give that back to me, give it back so...

I can shoot you...

You bully...

That's enough! Dear, gentle lady

forgive these repulsive children,

they're just loaded with hot spirits...

...get out of here! I'll take care of you later.

I'm the only one strong enough to

control them... but... deep down,

they are really not so bad,

they just need a kind hand

and maybe you also need a kind hand?

Or... you learn what could happen to you

and house if you turn me down.

See...

made me your love will be a lot safer...

I love you darling Clementine

and I love your land, I have tremendous

plans forthe future of this valley,

tremendous spectacular plans,

and ljust happen to have one with me.

Look at that!

All of it will be ours.

What do you think of me now?

- May I speak frankly?

- Oh, I'm waiting anxiously for your answer.

You make me sick.

Hey Slim, the boss got a

little dizzy, take a look!

- It must be love!!!

- Maybe it was a lady's boot.

- Yeah, looks like he got a kick out of it.

- Right...

He, funny, his face is stamped

with soulful love.

Ich ich ich... It's made a

deep impression on him.

Ich ich ich...

Her attitude has left it's mark in

our minds and on my face...

deeply...

...people of the valley today

Clementine turned me down,

forthe last time she has refused me her

sweet and love and her valuable land.

He did it! Hip, hip, urrah,

hip, hip the boss...

no one... a piece of land but

my patience has run out finally.

I don't like the way the boss shout,

we're in for more trouble than usual.

People you know my reputation as a

great lover of land among otherthings.

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