Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior Page #2

It must be for this Chinese thing

they're doing here.

-See you.

-Bye.

(CRICKETS CHIRPING )

(DOG BARKING )

-I can't believe I finally finished.

-You're welcome.

Thanks, Daddy.

When I win, I'll mention you

in my acceptance speech.

Okay. Good night.

Make sure you clean up.

Wait. You're not gonna help me...

(SIGHS )

Good night.

-WEND Y:
Grandma?

-Forget it.

Your mess. You clean.

(SIGHING IN ANNO YANCE)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(SIGHING )

May I help you?

-Hello?

-Oh, sorry.

It's just that you look so

different.

-You know me?

-Yes, you're Miaozhen,

woman warrior born in the Wei Dynasty,

sworn to defeat evil.

It is your time again.

Right. It is time. Goodbye.

(WHOOSHING )

Don't be frightened.

I'm a Buddhist monk

from Gingi Mountain Temple.

Wait. How did you... You were just...

(GRUNTS )

(YELLING )

(EX CLAIMING )

(PANTING )

(EX CLAIMS )

(PULSING )

(BO X RUMBLING )

Who's in there?

Museum security.

I've got pepper spray.

(RUMBLING )

(EX CLAIMS )

(ROARING )

(SCREAMING )

(GROANING )

(GROWLING )

PETER:
Hey, Al,

your pizza's getting cold.

Hey, Al, what's up?

(GROWLING )

Right. That's $ 1 1 .43.

(GRUNTING )

Hey, that's my mom's.

(GRUNTING )

What?

(GRUNTING INSISTENTLY)

That's Wendy, my sister. You know her.

Dude, are you all right?

(EXHALING )

Your breath reeks.

(GROWLING )

(GROWLING )

(GRUNTING )

(SPUTTERING )

(EXHALING DEEPLY)

Yeah, he had a ponytail

and a cheap bathrobe.

I know.

Jessica probably sent him to scare me.

Can you believe her?

I swear, when we hand out

my killer cupcakes,

Jessica's totally gonna back off.

7 3 in Sacramento. 7 9 in Stockton.

-No way.

-I have a cousin in Stockton.

-Quick! Turn on Channel 5.

-Hey, Amy.

And right here in Fair Springs

it's gonna be 7 2 and partly cloudy,

but always sunny and nice

with all my friends at Fair Springs High.

She's the guest weather person?

And remember,

pick up one of my "Jessica

for Homecoming Queen" cupcakes

tomorrow.

(MUFFLED SCREAMING )

(WHIMPERING )

(WHIMPERING )

(STIRRING )

(WHIMPERING )

No! No!

(CUPCAKE GROWLING )

Whoa!

PETER:
I'm home?

Cool.

(GROANING IN PAIN)

Wow, these are really made out of clay?

Yeah, they're terra cotta warriors.

There were 6,000 of them

buried in the tomb

of the first Emperor of China

in 2 1 0 B.C.

And the Chinese Government

sent us eight of them.

-Isn't that great?

-Sure.

You see, the first Emperor,

Qin Shi Huangdi, was buried with them

because the people believed

they would guard him in the afterlife,

but they didn't.

There's a legend that says

every 90 years, they come

under the spell of Yan Lo, an evil spirit.

(FEIGNING EVIL LAUGHTER)

I've never seen you this excited

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