Wendigo

I'm sure | we're not far off.

I'm glad you're | sure of it, George.

Oh, sh*t! | Hold on! Hold on!

Oh, sweetie.

Everyone all right? | You okay?

Okay? | Everyone okay?

- You all right? | - Yeah.

Sit back, sit back.

F***, I think we're stuck.

Oh, sh*t.

How're you doing? | Hey--

you mind just | putting that down?

- Sorry. | - Thank you.

Where's the buck?

Will you guys cool it in front | of my kid, for f***'s sake?

- Kim, Kim. | - Excuse me, ma'am.

We've been after that buck | for 18 hours.

- I don't f***ing care! | - Kim, Kim, Kim.

We just had an accident, | and you fire your gun

- 15 feet in front of my f***ing car! | - Kim, cool out.

- Yeah, Kim, cool out. | - Hey, listen, look!

We're a little shook up. | Kim, just cool out for a minute.

- Can you tell me-- | - Goddamn it!

Kim, cool out, | sit in the car.

Check on Miles.

Can you tell me who I can | call in town to get a tow?

Nobody open | this time of night.

That's just not true.

Can you tell me | the next big town?

Is there anywhere | closer than Danbury?

Hey, one of these antlers | is cracked, Otis.

That guy's a real treat.

Did they tell you | who to call?

No. | Let me see the map.

F***!

This is a bummer, right?

Yeah.

Were you scared | when we hit that deer?

- Yeah. | - You okay though?

- Yeah. | - Some people out here

hunt the deer | and they catch the weaker ones

who wouldn't survive | the winter, that's the idea.

But it's sad.

- Poor deer. | - Yeah.

Sh*t.

I'm about 20 miles | south of Danbury.

Um, I just passed a bridge,

Shadow Ridge? Shadow Creek? | Something--

Shadow Creek.

Your daddy's gonna-- daddy's gonna | get us a tow out of here.

Right, Dad?

I said it was a mile | after that bridge

- on Shadow Ridge, right? | - Yeah, sounds right.

They said half an hour.

Okay. Then I'm going | to make us all dinner.

Right?

Yeah?

The antler on that deer | is busted because of you.

I'm sorry for that. | I wish it hadn't happened that way.

That all you got to say?

I think we should | just leave it at that.

Is that right?

Excuse me, | can I...

Excuse me, excus e me.

Can you step away | from the car, please?

Can I ask you your name?

- Otis. | - Otis?

My name is George, | and I'd like you to please

stay away from the car, | if you don't mind.

My family's very upset. | We want to wait here for our ride.

Now, I'm sorry | about the deer.

But it was an accident, | there's nothing we can do about it.

I don't know how | I can be any clearer.

Rack of antlers like that | worth a lot of money.

Hey, Otis, | I'm gonna go get the truck.

- Otis. | - I'm going to get the truck.

Otis, what do you say?

I say it's my deer | and this guy busted an antler!

Otis, that ain't right. | We got to talk about this.

Billy made the first hit, | so I don't know if it's yours.

The f*** with that. | I had the fatal shot.

Billy wounded him. | This guy took him out.

And you did the mercy killing.

Mercy killing.

Excuse me.

Guy's a piece of work.

Good shot, man.

That guy's got a problem.

Goddamn.

Are you dead or alive?

Alive.

Are you famous?

Yes.

Are you...

in showbiz?

Yes.

- It's like a farewell butt, right? | - Yeah.

- Madonna? | - No.

Courtney Love?

No, you have to keep | asking me questions.

Spice Girls?

Don't just assume | I'm a woman.

I think this is | our ride.

What's he up to now?

Could have saved you | some trouble. We got this.

- You the one that called? | - I called. What are you doing?

I'm getting you out of that ditch. | You could've asked.

No, no, no.

Looks like you got yourself | a friend for life.

Are you going up | to the Stooky place?

I guess you were right, Otis.

You all from the city?

You want to give | it a go, Billy?

Wait. Just wait. | Wait a minute. Wait.

- Stand back. | - Relax.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Okay, okay. Thank you.

There it is. | Ha ha ha.

Whoo!

It's $40 | just for coming up here.

- I won't charge you for the tow. | - Thank you.

I'll only charge you $20.

I'm not paying you | anything.

Look who's got a bug | up his ass.

Listen, I didn't ask | for your help.

I'd already called for the tow. | You knew that.

I knew what?

I'm not doing this. | I'm not! This is ridiculous.

I don't think I understand | what your problem is, George.

- I really don't. | - Here.

- Somebody's got some manners. | - George, let's go.

Thank you, Kim.

I make a point of pissing in | your drinking water once a week.

New York City reservoir | just a mile from here.

- That's nice. | - Don't say anything, just drive.

I drink bottled water anyway. | What a prick.

Whoo!

It should be to the left. | There's a bridge.

Bridge? | Only Richard would have a bridge.

Here we go, Miles, | over the moat.

The moat to the castle.

Richard and Annie's mansion.

Yeah. It's a tan house, | isn't it?

Oh, it's beautiful. | Well, of course,

it's Richard | and Annie's house.

Whoo-oo... | Richard and Annie's house.

George, shush.

See, babe, not even a dent. | Built to last.

Lap of luxury, George.

Hey, Miles, | look at that.

- Huh? | - Hmm.

Looks pretty old, Dad.

Come on.

Let's go, Miles.

Whew, it's cold. | It shouldn't be so cold.

- There's a draft. You feel it? | - Yeah.

I'll turn the heat on.

Okay.

Want to unpack your bag?

Dad?

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah, I just found--

What?

The window was broken.

Go find some cardboard | and some tape.

Ask your mother.

Oh... okay.

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