Welcome to the North Page #2

There's fog, the food's awful...

- The people are cold.

- And heartless.

Thanks, you're so kind.

Don't mention it, Alberto.

You're a friend,

transfer him to Milan.

At least there he'd have you.

Calm down, it's not my office.

I'd help if I could, but how can I?

A new guy's just arrived,

I can't get rid of him.

Plus he's an "untouchable",

you know what I mean?

- You see? They're heartlss.

- You're right.

Thanks, speak soon.

Hang up.

Bye, take care.

Hi, Magonza.

Magonza, I'm the manager.

I'd like to welcome you.

You're vey kind.

- Here. Shall I help you?

- Thanks.

- Be careful!

- It's my fault.

- May I ask... how long?

- Since birth.

Are you feeling okay?

I've got a sore throat.

- Is the air con too cold?

- No.

I feel cold now.

Now I feel hot.

- I hope you'll be happy here.

- Thanks.

- That money's mine.

- Finders keepers...

- Sorry.

- No problem.

I knew it!

Ciro!

Nice.

False alarm,

there'll be no unification.

- And no part-time.

- Great!

Mattia, a surprise for you.

Transferred to Milan?

- Happy? We saved you.

- Milan's much better than Pordenone.

- You did this?

- We're your friends, we help you.

Help? You've killed me!

Who wants to go to Pordenone?

I didn't want to go.

- That's why we contacted Milan.

- I don't want to go to Milan!

I said I wanted to die

so you actually kill me?

It was just to scare Maria.

Don't you understand the mechanism?

I tell you, you tell Maria.

It's called being a grass!

So it was all a farce?

What have we done!

You can always turn it down.

How? It's an immediate transfer.

I can't say no.

- He could resign.

- No, he'd lose Maria like that!

What was that about grassing?

- I tell you, and you...

- I tell myself.

Do you know that in our working life

we waste over 2 years

greeting each other?

Do you know that since

you started working,

you have spent 1.5 years

in the toilet?

Do you think that's healthy?

No.

A perfect office is an office

that abolishes time-wasting.

Colombo,

you will be our Marchionne!

- Hope I don't disappoint you.

- You won't. Your values...

are the values of our project:

efficiency, readiness, punctuality,

energy, smiles, in one word...

E.R.P.E.S.

I know, the Italian translation

doesn't really work.

In Japanese, it's "Banzai".

- Nonsense, Erpes is great.

- Yes, great.

You have a year to pull it off.

You're the right man to spread Erpes.

Every Saturday

you'll meet various Italian offices.

- He can't.

- Why?

He promised to go

to the mountains with his wife.

- How do you know?

- Silvia told me. I'm single.

So what? I'm separated.

I'm sorry.

My wife talks and talks,

but in the end I decide.

Yeah, right.

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