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He couldn't walk.

He used to pee in his pyjamas.

Our work involves walking.

In the fair, I kept shouting walk fast.

What?

- Walk quickly!

He couldn't walk.

You left your old father because

he couldn't keep up the pace?

On being old even the snake king

left Bholenath (Lord Shiva) behind...

...with the excuse of changing his skin.

I'm only human.

What if the Lost and Found

Department doesn't find him...

...how will he survive?

The old man is very clever.

He has four scorpions in his basket

He will survive by exhibiting them.

Okay. What's your name?

Chhadamiram, snake charmer.

Drop it in the red postbox.

I don't have money.

Take this instead. - What's this?

Genuine energizer!

From the Himalayas!

Will make your wife happy.

No, I don't need it.

Really? I'll pray to Bholenath

to keep your masculinity safe.

Hail Bholenath!

Let me make it clear...

...it costs 2 rupees to

write on both sides.

You villagers trouble me later.

Which village are you from?

- Satri.

Aren't you Mahadev Kushvaha?

Yes, why?

- Didn't you recognize me?

I was your classmate.

In the 2nd grade.

I'm Kamla, the potter.

Kamla?

Is this the way to write?

As if a fly has scrawled

after touring the gutter.

Quiet!

Look at Mahadev.

He looks like an insect.

But his handwriting is better

than educated people.

Come here, son. Write.

'Kamal, let's go home.'

Ah, wonderful,

his words are like pearls...

Today, I predict that...

...this child will become a great writer.

And he will make the world

dance on the tip of his pen.

'Kamal, let's go home.

' Kamla, let's go...

Kamla? Kamla?!

You ass! Come here!

What have you written?

I told you to write,

'Kamal, let's go home.'

And you've written,

'Kamla, let's go home! '

What are your intentions?

- Nothing.

You want to take Kamla home?

I made a mistake, Sir.

- Mistake? You damn fool!

Understand the difference

between masculine and feminine.

A mistake like this will

earn you a tight slap.

Mahadev, teach me your

beautiful handwriting.

Here

- a sweet

Will you let me eat your sweet cheek?

Sure.

Sin!

Great Sin!

How dare you commit such

a sin in the temple of knowledge!

I joked about you becoming a writer...

And you have decided to

write the first chapter of Kamasutra.

Why did you kiss her? Why...

Kamla! Get up! Get up!

Slap him so hard that he never

dares kiss even a rock

Slap him, as Sita would slap Ravan.

Slap him, as Draupadi would slap Dushasan.

You are Durga, the slayer

of Mahishasur the demon!

Slap him! Slap him!

And after that day when

you didn't attend school...

...teacher Ramavatar scolded me.

He said, the girl was on

the path of knowledge...

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