
Welcome to Sajjanpur
- Year:
- 2008
- 133 min
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(0.00 / 0 votes)Today is Monday.
Write me a postcard.
Sure. That will be 2 rupees.
a snake charmer, like me...
...Bholenath will fulfill all your wishes...
...for free.
I haven't done my first sale
yet and you want a free letter!
No first sale? No problem!
I'm in no hurry.
Where is the ink bottle?
Are you scared?
No! No! This is only a rubber snake.
The animal department stops
us from keeping real ones...
I have a real snake. Want to take a look?
- No! I don't want to.
Please sit there quietly!
Brother Gaya.
- Yes, brother.
The ink bottle Sit there quietly.
Brother Gaya,
give me an ink bottle.
Mahadev, the world has changed.
Man has gone to the moon.
I'll open a shop over there.
And you are still stuck
with this ink pen! Change it!
people change political parties.
Give me some hot water
so I can wash the pen.
There is no drinking
water in the village.
And you want water
to bathe your pen.
Wait! I have something for you.
Here you are.
A ballpoint!
It will write smoothly for 10 kilometers.
Throw that away.
- Brother, this pen is my life partner.
My wish is to have it in
my hands when I die.
Send me some water, quickly.
Mahadev, you live in a delusion.
Change your name to
delusional Dev. It suits you better.
Alright.
Away!
Yes!
Salutations, Sir.
Write a letter to the Collector.
Rahmat-un-Nissa's
candidature should be rejected...
...in the village elections.
But why?
Because her husband,
what's his name?
The one with the beard?
- Salim Mohammad.
Yes, Salim Mohammad!
He is a Pakistani spy and an ISI agent.
What? Really?
Yes. And write that my wife,
the sister-in-law of our village...
...Jamnabai's candidature
should be confirmed. Okay?
Yes. But sister-in-law is
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