Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins Page #2

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(LAUGHS) Hey, my...

My audience'll dig that.

See? That's

why I love you.

Baby, I've dated

all kinds of men.

Athletes, CEOs, princes,

bad boys, attorneys,

mob bosses...

(MUFFLED)

No, no, I get it.

I get that.

But I've never connected

with any of them

the way that I do with you.

RJ Stevens.

Mmm.

Team of Me.

(CHUCKLING)

Your very words helped me

win Survivor, and they brought

me right to you.

They did,

didn't they?

Uh-huh.

(CHUCKLING)

See? We connect.

Yes.

We're winners.

And you?

You're the man.

I am the man.

Say it louder.

I'm the man.

Say it louder.

I'm the man!

Yeah!

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

BIANCA:
Honey,

don't ruin your outfit.

(SCOFFS)

Baby, men don't

wear outfits.

(GRUNTING)

What do you have

in these bags, anyway?

You went 39 days

on a desert island with...

With a toothpick and a thong.

I need options.

RJ:
Damn the options.

I need room.

I'd be happy

to check that for you.

Hell, no!

I had some bad experiences.

I'll just slip it

in the captain's closet.

It's the safest place

it could be.

(EXCLAIMS)

Let's get

this party started.

Uh-uh-uh.

I got you beet juice.

Come on, baby,

I want to live a little.

Precisely.

It's an excellent

source of antioxidants.

Your drink, sir.

Drink up.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Enjoy.

(PLANE ENGINE HUMMING)

FLIGHT ATTENDANT ON PA.:

Once we have reached

a comfortable...

Hey, Dad?

Yeah, son?

This is gonna be

great. Thanks.

Anything for you,

my man.

(EXCLAIMS)

(DOG WHIMPERING)

And now we ask you

to please relax, sit back

and enjoy the flight.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Georgia.

How does his bag

get lost in

a captain's closet?

Explain that to me.

Yes, ma'am.

Where's your father?

He won't come out

of the bathroom.

WOMAN ON PA.:
The white zone

is for immediate loading

and unloading only.

Honey, how do

the pants fit?

Flight 514 from Atlanta,

your luggage will be

at Carousel 2.

(JAMAAL LAUGHING)

You mean to tell me

this is the only pair

of pants you could find

in this country-ass airport?

I like it.

Colors look fabulous

on you.

Babe, I look

like a clown.

Look... Look at how tight

these are. Look!

I see that, tiger.

Come. Let's get the car.

(LAUGHING)

Ladies and gentlemen,

for your own safety

and protection,

please do not leave

your bags unattended.

JAMAAL:
Wow,

the whole weekend

is planned.

There's a barbecue today,

a softball game tomorrow,

a fish fry on Saturday.

Oh, look!

An obstacle

course race!

And the anniversary

banquet's Sunday night.

Cool!

(JAMAAL COUGHING)

(WHOOPING)

Nice ears, Dad.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, man.

Nice picture, Dad.

Oh, man.

(HORN HONKING)

MAN:
Hey, now!

How terribly quaint.

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