Welcome, or No Trespassing Page #2

Synopsis: A satirical comedy about the excessive restrictions that children face during their vacation in a Young Pioneer camp.
 
IMDB:
8.2
Year:
1964
74 min
47 Views


- Kids.

- Hey, swimmer. Swam one too many? Too late now.

Here's your ticket.

- Got anyone at home?

- Grandma.

- She in good health?

- Uh-huh.

- That's all right, then, she'll do. Will you manage on your own?

I ain't got time to play nanny all day. The milk will go sour.

All right, let's say I get there.

Grandma doesn't know anything.

Probably singing some song.

She'll see me and say...

"Kostya. Did they kick you out of the camp or something?"

- Kostya. Did they kick you out of the camp or something?

...and then, of course, "You'll be the death of me!"

- You'll be the death of me!

Yep, here we go.

"Why did you kill your grandma?"

Yep, and now they'll do speeches.

"When he was a little boy..."

- When I was a little boy...

...he, of course, "also had a grandma."

- ...I also had a grandma.

And in his whole life "he couldn't, and I could."

- But in my whole life, I could not manage to disappoint her to death.

But he could!

And thus, Kostya Inochkin began his clandestine life.

- Hey, Nelya. Do you know how to dance Charleston?

- All girls here can.

- Can you show me?

- All right.

- Can you teach me? I can teach you something, too.

- Want me to teach you telepathy?

- What now?

- You know, make people do stuff with your mind.

- Kosmos, Kosmos! Come here!

- Try to make him do stuff.

- Easy. Like what?

- I don't know, something.

- Hang on.

- Dolt.

- I swear, that wasn't me. He did that on his own.

- There's something in there!

- Smells like a wolf. Or a badger.

- Have you ever smelled a badger?

- A hundred times!

- What are you guys doing here?

- Get lost! Go on!

- All right, all right!

- Dima, let's lure it out.

- One moment.

Stand back.

Kosmos, get him!

- He's done for.

- You fail.

- All right, hold the latch.

Now!

- What did you do that for?

- Kostya?

- Attention!

Listen to this information.

Tomorrow is Parents' Day.

Tomorrow, my friends, we need to aim for record heights.

Yes. In being disciplined...

In being orderly...

In being talented.

- Who's missing?

- Inochkin.

- Fill the gap.

- So, what about talents?

- I've got three.

- From the entire troop?

Don't tell me there are no talents among you, my friends.

Sorry, I don't believe that for a moment.

- Half a meatball, everyone.

- And if you can't sing or dance, you can recite a poem.

Do an interpretive dance with an accordion.

And the best of you, the most worthy...

Tell me, friends, who do we call the most worthy?

- Those with a good discipline.

- Good, who else?

- Who leave nothing on their plates.

- Who sleep during nap time.

- Who gather grass for rabbits.

- Very good. And so, the most worthy ones will be allowed...

...to join the circle of champions wearing masquerade costumes.

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