Welcome, or No Trespassing Page #2
- Year:
- 1964
- 74 min
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- Kids.
- Hey, swimmer. Swam one too many? Too late now.
Here's your ticket.
- Got anyone at home?
- Grandma.
- She in good health?
- Uh-huh.
- That's all right, then, she'll do. Will you manage on your own?
I ain't got time to play nanny all day. The milk will go sour.
All right, let's say I get there.
Grandma doesn't know anything.
Probably singing some song.
She'll see me and say...
"Kostya. Did they kick you out of the camp or something?"
- Kostya. Did they kick you out of the camp or something?
...and then, of course, "You'll be the death of me!"
- You'll be the death of me!
Yep, here we go.
"Why did you kill your grandma?"
Yep, and now they'll do speeches.
"When he was a little boy..."
- When I was a little boy...
...he, of course, "also had a grandma."
- ...I also had a grandma.
And in his whole life "he couldn't, and I could."
- But in my whole life, I could not manage to disappoint her to death.
But he could!
And thus, Kostya Inochkin began his clandestine life.
- Hey, Nelya. Do you know how to dance Charleston?
- All girls here can.
- Can you show me?
- All right.
- Can you teach me? I can teach you something, too.
- Want me to teach you telepathy?
- What now?
- You know, make people do stuff with your mind.
- Kosmos, Kosmos! Come here!
- Try to make him do stuff.
- Easy. Like what?
- I don't know, something.
- Hang on.
- Dolt.
- I swear, that wasn't me. He did that on his own.
- There's something in there!
- Smells like a wolf. Or a badger.
- Have you ever smelled a badger?
- A hundred times!
- What are you guys doing here?
- Get lost! Go on!
- All right, all right!
- Dima, let's lure it out.
- One moment.
Stand back.
Kosmos, get him!
- He's done for.
- You fail.
- All right, hold the latch.
Now!
- What did you do that for?
- Kostya?
- Attention!
Listen to this information.
Tomorrow is Parents' Day.
Tomorrow, my friends, we need to aim for record heights.
Yes. In being disciplined...
In being orderly...
In being talented.
- Who's missing?
- Inochkin.
- Fill the gap.
- So, what about talents?
- I've got three.
- From the entire troop?
Don't tell me there are no talents among you, my friends.
Sorry, I don't believe that for a moment.
- Half a meatball, everyone.
- And if you can't sing or dance, you can recite a poem.
Do an interpretive dance with an accordion.
And the best of you, the most worthy...
Tell me, friends, who do we call the most worthy?
- Those with a good discipline.
- Good, who else?
- Who leave nothing on their plates.
- Who gather grass for rabbits.
- Very good. And so, the most worthy ones will be allowed...
...to join the circle of champions wearing masquerade costumes.
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