Weird Science Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 94 min
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this mess?
Clean it up
tomorrow.
Okay, but don't get
B.O. on Chet's suit,
or he'd kill me.
Where are we going?
We're going
downtown and...
Oh, my God!
Whose stuff is this?
Is that yours?
Gary, I don't know...
What is
going on here?
I don't know!
You look good, though, okay?
Did you steal
this car?
No.
How did you get it?
I can get
anything I want.
Right now,
I want to party.
Party?
Yeah. Think up
a name for me.
What name
do you want?
You think of one.
Lisa.
Why Lisa?
Why not?
He used to like
a girl named Lisa.
Oh, yeah?
Old girlfriend?
She kicked him
in the nuts.
Will you shut up?
It wasn't
your fault.
All you said was
hello to her.
Shut up!
Guys, I like Lisa.
That'll do just fine.
You guys
ready to rock?
Ready.
Ready.
Lisa?
Yeah?
I don't think
we belong here.
Don't be silly.
It's a public place.
We'd both
love to stay,
but we're not 21.
You're 21.
Maybe you'd feel better
if you mingled.
We don't mingle, okay?
Then we'll invite these people
to your house
and we could all
mingle there.
We'll mingle.
We'll mingle.
Hi, dudes.
Well, goddamn!
Listening to
this blues music
reminds me of my own
trials and tribulations
as a young guy.
My folks
really dump on me.
You guys get along
with your parents?
I guess you guys
moved out by now.
Uh, what's this, sir?
Drink it.
That's a very
sweet thought,
but I really don't...
Until now.
See you guys
in the emergency room.
Pretty lady,
what's a beautiful broad
like you...
doing with a malaca
like this?
It's purely sexual.
No sh*t.
She's into
malacas, Dino.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
She's into malacas!
Do you believe that?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You can
say that again!
Fats, man, let me tell you
my story, man.
Last year,
I was insane for this
crazy little 8th-grade b*tch.
Crazy insane?
Insane?
Crazy?
I was nuts
for the woman, man.
I'm tellin'
the truth here.
I was nuts for the girl.
She had big titties.
She wouldn't have had
for the rest of her life.
That's the truth.
for like a month.
Every damn night?
Every night, Mitch.
On the telephone?
What's this boy talkin'
about, on the telephone?
Explain it
to him.
We know
there's a telephone.
But he hung up
on her.
The chick with
those big titties?
You know what
the b*tch did to me?
Lay it on me.
Listen...
She kneed you
in the nuts.
She did what?
B*tch kneed your nuts?
B*tch kneed my nuts!
In the family
jewels?
In the family jewels, man.
Broke my heart in two.
She broke more
than your heart.
Forget
that other one.
You got this fine jewel sitting by you.
Ain't that the truth,
baby?
That's the plain truth!
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