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Synopsis: Two unpopular teenagers, Gary Wallace and Wyatt Donnelly, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, whose purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men. On their road to becoming accepted, they encounter many hilarious obstacles, which gives the movie an overall sense of silliness.
Director(s): John Hughes
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
46
Rotten Tomatoes:
54%
PG-13
Year:
1985
94 min
3,256 Views


this mess?

Clean it up

tomorrow.

Okay, but don't get

B.O. on Chet's suit,

or he'd kill me.

Where are we going?

We're going

downtown and...

Oh, my God!

Whose stuff is this?

Is that yours?

Gary, I don't know...

What is

going on here?

I don't know!

You look good, though, okay?

Did you steal

this car?

No.

How did you get it?

I can get

anything I want.

Right now,

I want to party.

Party?

Yeah. Think up

a name for me.

What name

do you want?

You think of one.

Lisa.

Why Lisa?

Why not?

He used to like

a girl named Lisa.

Oh, yeah?

Old girlfriend?

She kicked him

in the nuts.

Will you shut up?

It wasn't

your fault.

All you said was

hello to her.

Shut up!

Guys, I like Lisa.

That'll do just fine.

You guys

ready to rock?

Ready.

Ready.

Lisa?

Yeah?

I don't think

we belong here.

Don't be silly.

It's a public place.

We'd both

love to stay,

but we're not 21.

You're 21.

Maybe you'd feel better

if you mingled.

We don't mingle, okay?

Then we'll invite these people

to your house

and we could all

mingle there.

We'll mingle.

We'll mingle.

Hi, dudes.

Well, goddamn!

Listening to

this blues music

reminds me of my own

trials and tribulations

as a young guy.

My folks

really dump on me.

You guys get along

with your parents?

I guess you guys

moved out by now.

Uh, what's this, sir?

Drink it.

That's a very

sweet thought,

but I really don't...

Until now.

See you guys

in the emergency room.

Pretty lady,

what's a beautiful broad

like you...

doing with a malaca

like this?

It's purely sexual.

No sh*t.

She's into

malacas, Dino.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

She's into malacas!

Do you believe that?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

You can

say that again!

Fats, man, let me tell you

my story, man.

Last year,

I was insane for this

crazy little 8th-grade b*tch.

Crazy insane?

Insane?

Crazy?

I was nuts

for the woman, man.

I'm tellin'

the truth here.

I was nuts for the girl.

She had big titties.

She wouldn't have had

to worry about no titties

for the rest of her life.

That's the truth.

I called her every night

for like a month.

Every damn night?

Every night, Mitch.

On the telephone?

What's this boy talkin'

about, on the telephone?

Explain it

to him.

We know

there's a telephone.

But he hung up

on her.

The chick with

those big titties?

You know what

the b*tch did to me?

Lay it on me.

Listen...

She kneed you

in the nuts.

She did what?

B*tch kneed your nuts?

B*tch kneed my nuts!

In the family

jewels?

In the family jewels, man.

Broke my heart in two.

She broke more

than your heart.

Forget

that other one.

You got this fine jewel sitting by you.

Ain't that the truth,

baby?

That's the plain truth!

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John Hughes

An American filmmaker. Beginning as an author of humorous essays and stories for National Lampoon, he went on to write, produce and sometimes direct some of the most successful live-action comedy films of the 1980s and 1990s. Most of Hughes's work is set in the Chicago metropolitan area. He is best known for his coming-of-age teen comedy films which often combined magic realism with honest depictions of suburban teenage life. more…

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