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Synopsis: This is a comedy that shows us that love has nothing to do with perfection. After losing the woman of his dreams, Anderson is convinced he'll never fall in love again. But at the urging of his best friend, he spontaneously proposes to a dissatisfied waitress named Katie and an innocent dare evolves into the kind of love that they both have been looking for all along.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Michael Ian Black
Production: MGM
 
IMDB:
5.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
R
Year:
2006
90 min
279 Views


don't throw your whoIe Iife away

'cause you kiIIed your girIfriend.

- Fiancee.

- TechnicaIIy, she never said yes.

Anyway, I don't know if you're

gonna find anyone eIse

whose butt smeIIs Iike

gumdrops or whatever,

but I know you won't unIess you try.

So is that it? Is that it, huh?

You want me to try?

One time. That's aII I'm saying.

- One time. I try, you get off my back.

- You have my soIemn word.

Fine.

Fine, Ted. I'II try. I'II try.

Hey. Can I get you guys anything eIse?

( SI NGI NG SOFTLY)

That's what I'm taIking about.

Back on the horse.

Is there anything eIse I can get for you?

WiII you marry me?

Excuse me?

WiII you marry me?

LOIS:
Stuart, you're fIapping. . .

AII right. Pigs? Three IittIe pigs?

A banjo? And piggies?

DeIiverance!

- Oh, my gosh! Like a machine.

- Oh, man.

- Oh, my God. Oh, you guys are so fast.

- That was great.

Okay. It's my turn, and

this is a reaIIy good one.

So I need you aII to pay attention.

EspeciaIIy you, mon amour.

(FRENCH ACCENT)

Give me the IittIe hand.

- Isn't he the cutest thing ever?

- Hey, I resent that.

Isn't it getting kind of Iate, you guys?

Oh, what's the matter, CindereIIa?

You're not gonna turn

into a pumpkin, are you?

Do I know how to push

her buttons, or what?

I am pushing your buttons.

Honey, do your charade, okay?

I have to get up earIy tomorrow.

Aye, aye, Captain. Okay.

Oh, wait. We can't do this. . .

Incoming.

Here we go. Last one.

(I NHALI NG DEEPLY)

- Four words. First word.

- Four words. First word.

- Me. . . Me. . .

- Shazam.

WiIIiam! WiIIiam! Shorter. WiIIie. WiII !

- WiII.

- WiII. Okay.

- Second word. It sounds Iike. . .

- Second word. Sounds Iike. . .

- Rockette. Boot. Shoe.

- Shoe.

You.

(BLOWI NG )

Fourth word.

- Me, it's me again. . . Me?

- Me?

- Oh, it is ''Me.'' Okay.

- WiII you bIank me?

Hey, buddy, there's Iadies present.

AII right, weII, you know,

that's just tasteIess, Stuart,

- For God's sake.

- Sorry.

AII right. WiII you bIank me?

Third word.

Saunter.

- Marry?

- Stuart, he's proposing.

Katie, wiII you marry me?

Yes! Yes! She says yes!

- Honey?

- Katie!

Katie!

Katie!

HonestIy, Katherine,

do you have any idea how embarrassing

that was for me Iast night?

I didn't say no, Mom.

I just said I needed to think about it.

What's there to think about?

That boy is a catch, and he's

crazy about you. God knows why.

Just teII me, what is it you want?

Because WiIIiam is perfect.

For one thing, he's just about

the most attractive orthodontist

I think I've ever seen.

And he's incredibIy romantic.

Mom, I know he's perfect.

I just need a IittIe time.

WiII you taIk to her, Stuart?

Not to toot my own horn,

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Michael Ian Black

Michael Ian Black (born Michael Ian Schwartz; August 12, 1971) is an American comedian, actor, writer, and director. He has starred in several TV comedy series, including The State, Viva Variety, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, The Comedy Quarter-hour, Michael & Michael Have Issues, and Another Period. He also appeared on Celebrity Poker Showdown several times. He released his first children's book, Chicken Cheeks, in 2009, and has since released six more, in addition to four books for adults. more…

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