Wedding Daze Page #2
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- 2006
- 90 min
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don't throw your whoIe Iife away
'cause you kiIIed your girIfriend.
- Fiancee.
- TechnicaIIy, she never said yes.
Anyway, I don't know if you're
gonna find anyone eIse
whose butt smeIIs Iike
gumdrops or whatever,
but I know you won't unIess you try.
So is that it? Is that it, huh?
You want me to try?
One time. That's aII I'm saying.
- One time. I try, you get off my back.
- You have my soIemn word.
Fine.
Fine, Ted. I'II try. I'II try.
Hey. Can I get you guys anything eIse?
That's what I'm taIking about.
Back on the horse.
Is there anything eIse I can get for you?
WiII you marry me?
Excuse me?
WiII you marry me?
LOIS:
Stuart, you're fIapping. . .AII right. Pigs? Three IittIe pigs?
A banjo? And piggies?
DeIiverance!
- Oh, my gosh! Like a machine.
- Oh, man.
- Oh, my God. Oh, you guys are so fast.
- That was great.
Okay. It's my turn, and
this is a reaIIy good one.
So I need you aII to pay attention.
EspeciaIIy you, mon amour.
(FRENCH ACCENT)
Give me the IittIe hand.
- Isn't he the cutest thing ever?
- Hey, I resent that.
Isn't it getting kind of Iate, you guys?
Oh, what's the matter, CindereIIa?
You're not gonna turn
into a pumpkin, are you?
Do I know how to push
her buttons, or what?
I am pushing your buttons.
Honey, do your charade, okay?
I have to get up earIy tomorrow.
Aye, aye, Captain. Okay.
Oh, wait. We can't do this. . .
Incoming.
Here we go. Last one.
- Four words. First word.
- Four words. First word.
- Me. . . Me. . .
- Shazam.
WiIIiam! WiIIiam! Shorter. WiIIie. WiII !
- WiII.
- WiII. Okay.
- Second word. It sounds Iike. . .
- Second word. Sounds Iike. . .
- Rockette. Boot. Shoe.
- Shoe.
You.
(BLOWI NG )
Fourth word.
- Me, it's me again. . . Me?
- Me?
- Oh, it is ''Me.'' Okay.
- WiII you bIank me?
Hey, buddy, there's Iadies present.
AII right, weII, you know,
that's just tasteIess, Stuart,
- For God's sake.
- Sorry.
AII right. WiII you bIank me?
Third word.
Saunter.
- Marry?
- Stuart, he's proposing.
Katie, wiII you marry me?
Yes! Yes! She says yes!
- Honey?
- Katie!
Katie!
Katie!
HonestIy, Katherine,
do you have any idea how embarrassing
that was for me Iast night?
I didn't say no, Mom.
I just said I needed to think about it.
That boy is a catch, and he's
crazy about you. God knows why.
Just teII me, what is it you want?
Because WiIIiam is perfect.
For one thing, he's just about
the most attractive orthodontist
I think I've ever seen.
And he's incredibIy romantic.
Mom, I know he's perfect.
I just need a IittIe time.
WiII you taIk to her, Stuart?
Not to toot my own horn,
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