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but I think she might be interested.

But do I want to be interested?

But now she's not interested."

So now, all of sudden I'm...

I'm starting to get interested.

And when am I supposed to kiss her?

Do I have to wait for the door?

'Cause then it's awkward,

it's like "Well, good night."

Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where

you like... you hug each other like this,

and the ass sticks out because

you're trying not to get too close.

Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em

on the lips or don't kiss 'em at all?

It's very difficult trying to read

the situation and all the while

you're just really wondering, "Are we

gonna get hopped enough to make

some bad decisions?" And perhaps play

a little game called "Just the Tip."

Just for a second,

just to see how it feels,

- or "Ouch Ouch, You're on My Hair."

- Okay.

Okay, can... can you... can you

put that so he... he can't see it?

And thank you.

Hey, Janice. Great talk.

- John?

- Yeah?

I gotta see you right away,

it's important.

What's going on?

We've got three really

big weeks ahead of us.

It's wedding season, kid!

You sandbagging

son of a b*tch!

I got us down

for 17 of them already.

Okay, now, how many

of 'em are cash bars?

Great question, love where your head's

at, and two of 'em actually are.

But... I got us covered.

Purple hearts. We won't have

to pay for a drink all night.

Oh yeah, perfect.

We are gonna have tons and tons

of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies

that are so aroused

by the thought of marriage,

that they'll throw their

inhibitions to the wind.

And who's gonna be there

to catch 'em?

Grab that net and catch that

beautiful butterfly, pal!

What do you like better?

Christmas or wedding season?

- Mr. Grey.

- Yes, um, the answer would be, um...

- wedding season?

- Bingo.

I'm gonna go get my suit.

Oh, now who are we this time?

Hey, Lou Epstein, I want you to meet

a real mensch, Chuck Schwartz.

Oh, stop.

And as we carry on the tradition

of thousands of years,

we honor the eternal bond

that stretches

through the ages.

I have known this couple

for many years.

Deborah I've actually known

for her entire life.

I was at her house when her parents

brought her home from the hospital,

and I was there the day she graduated

from medical school.

Josh I have known

since his bar mitzvah,

which those of you

who were there

know it was not

a very pretty sight.

But he has pulled himself

together nicely,

and he's grown into a remarkable

young man himself.

- Okay.

- He never got the courage

to ask her out, until 10 years later.

Josh was in the emergency room,

and he saw Debra again

- and he said to himself...

- Hi.

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