We the Party

Synopsis: In Los Angeles, five high-school friends deal with romance, money, prom, college, sex, bullies, Facebook, fitting in, standing out, and finding themselves.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Mario Van Peebles
Production: Xlrator Media
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

Bomb! Yeah!

Oh, guys, guys,

here comes Ro-brocop.

Ultraman scans the yard,

searching for deviants

and concealing a scorching

case of jock itch.

Guys, guys. They wore skirts.

There is a God.

Aw, damn.

So I'll see you home at 1600.

- Yes, sir.

- I trust you'll be walking her home?

Yes, sir.

Okay, then. Have a good day.

Bye, Daddy.

Bye. you guys.

Those shorties so fine,

I want to lick them like a lollipop.

Mm, Schwarz-negro

got some tight-ass glutes.

What's wrong with you, Michelle?

- What?

- That's nasty.

- That's my dad.

- I'll call him Daddy.

Oh, my God, I can't take it.

Doesn't Cheyenne's dad

look like a stripper cop?

Girl, he can turn me over

and have a choice.

Okay, let's change the subject,

'cause it's really gross.

Reality is, you're short,

you've got acne,

- and you're fat.

- Hey, f*ck you.

All right, look, we're all 5s,

and they're 10s.

Cheyenne is a vegan goddess.

I mean, perfection.

Her eyes, her scent,

even her voice.

I mean, the lady can sing.

Oh, and oh yeah, that's me.

Checking her out, as usual.

We're juniors,

they're seniors, bro.

Like, with high self-esteem.

Michelle's for sure

going to the prom with Reggie

and Cheyenne, well,

she's a straight-A student

and her uber-cop dad

won't let her mess with anybody

that's below a B+ average.

That's a 3.5 GPA, son.

The last guy that asked Cheyenne out

had some old traffic tickets.

Supercop ran an APB on his ass

and arrested him personally.

- No way.

- Damn.

That's when it hit me.

In just a few months, she would fly East

to some fancy-ass college.

Probably meet some Ivy League douchebag

and I'd never get to see her again.

What are you texting me for?

Just letting you know

I'm having a party tonight

at Chowder's crib.

I put you on the guest list,

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Mario Van Peebles

Mario Van Peebles (born January 15, 1957) is an Afro-Mexican film director and actor best known for directing New Jack City in 1991. He is the son of actor and filmmaker Melvin Van Peebles, whom he portrayed in the 2003 biopic Baadasssss!, which he also co-wrote and directed. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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