We Love You Page #2
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- 2016
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and say, "That guy"
and go home and bang.
- And we do.
- That's it.
I want to be gay.
It's so progressive.
I don't think
that's how it works.
It works for him.
Perfect, bam.
So nobody gets hurt?
Okay, getting hurt
is not out of the question,
but for us, it's not like
you straight weirdos.
You must learn
to press past your fears.
When you do, life will
unfold before you
in the most beautiful
of ways.
I once mercy-banged
Saved my life.
Okay, that's a story
I want to hear about.
- Yeah.
- Pictures.
I'm just not, like,
a "hit on a girl
at a bar" kind of guy.
We know; it's 'cause you're
a "get in a relationship
"and then get broken up with
and then cry about it
to your friends"
kind of guy.
That is so harsh.
Bye, baby.
How could you do that?
You just lost your chance.
I should have talked
to her.
Noah, you have to take
some swings.
Otherwise, it's always
gonna be like prom.
Noah was standing in a corner
in a bad-fitting suit
looking all desperate
and sad and pathetic.
My suit fit very well.
That's it.
What is more sexual for the American
adolescents than the senior prom?
We will create
a prom night for this Tight.
Hmm?
Sir.
Have you tried Tight
by Bro Spray?
It's free.
So excited.
You guys having
a good time tonight?
Are you texting a hot guy?
No, I'm actually
making an app.
It's like... okay, you take
a picture of your face,
and then you scroll this bar
farther and farther,
and you get older and older
until you're dead.
And then you can scroll
backwards till you're a fetus.
Wow, that's...
amazing.
It's only working
but you'll be dead
before you know it.
Oh.
On the app,
not in real life.
That's great.
People are waiting.
You need to get out there
and test the waters,
see how the Tight water
is floating.
Don't be the kitty
afraid of the titty.
Go milk.
Ha!
Oh!
It's Bro Spray.
Really?
Ooh, that's awful.
It smells like...
- It smells like...
- Good stuff.
mixed with, like, hot tar.
It's what we're selling.
Get out there
and holler at the honeys
or whatever it is
you frat boys do.
Make it look like
this stuff works.
Ford out.
Could I take you up
on that killing offer?
I know it was awkward before,
but yes, sure, definitely.
Let's do that.
But have a little fun first.
Good luck.
Yeah.
What is that great smell?
Oh, it's me.
Here, smell, smell.
Oh, you look like a girl
Come here, girl.
Hello, miss.
I am wearing a sexual fragrance,
and I... yeah.
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