We Love You

Synopsis: Best friends Ford and Noah both fall for Callie, potentially spelling the end of their friendship. But then the besties come up with an idea that Callie just might be cool enough to date both of them at the same time.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
3.9
R
Year:
2016
77 min
25 Views


Derrick, Matthias,

do we have a theme

for our promo party?

Oh, we're gonna need

some more time.

We had some ideas,

but they were

a little bit...

raunchy?

Oh, wow.

I'm gonna go ahead and say

that even a little raunchy

is not okay.

Well, it's a giant, veiny fist

called Tight. I love it.

Remember our motto:

"We give the customers

what they want."

That's not really

a motto.

It's kind of just

what businesses do.

Okay, let's just get

this model made

of Noah and Ford's design

and test it.

- Yes, sir.

- You got it.

Let's go.

Hmm? Come on.

Oh, just us?

All right.

We'll work on that.

I'm already done with my work.

Every day after work, we like

to meet up for happy hour.

The happiest thing

about this place

is that girl.

Ford likes to call her NGH

for Never Gonna Happen,

because, well, after a year,

I have yet to figure out

how to make a move.

Even Jess has more game

than me.

When was the last time

you had a one-night stand?

Yesterday.

I had to have some.

So I opened my phone

and swiped right.

- Mm.

- We met for coffee.

I took him back to my place,

introduced him to the roommates,

got the go-ahead,

so I brought him back into my room

and closed the door.

And?

Adult stuff happened.

That's all I'm gonna say.

- Ooh!

- What?

And then I asked him

to leave,

because I like

eating dinner alone.

- That's how it's done.

- Can we stop talking about me?

Derrick, let's talk about you.

Last night.

- No.

- Wait, what?

- What about your boyfriend?

- Oh, he knows.

But we live by

what's called gay law.

What is that?

We're listening.

So Carlos and I

love each other,

but we're dudes,

and we do what dudes do,

and...

So technically, you guys

can have a threesome

whenever you want.

Like, you can literally

see a guy at a bar

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Alan Yang

Alan Michael Yang (born August 22, 1983) is an American screenwriter, producer and actor. He was a writer and producer for the NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation, for which he received his first Emmy nomination. With Aziz Ansari, Yang co-created the Netflix series Master of None, which premiered in 2015 to critical acclaim. The series was awarded a Peabody Award, and at the 68th Emmy Awards in 2016, Yang and Ansari won for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series for Master of None, which was also nominated in the Outstanding Comedy Series category. Yang also was the screenwriter of the 2014 comedy Date and Switch. more…

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