We're the Millers Page #2

Synopsis: After being robbed of a week's take, small-time pot dealer David is forced by his boss to go to Mexico to pick up a load of marijuana. In order to improve his odds of making it past the border, David asks the broke stripper Rose and two local teenagers to join him and pretend they're on a family holiday.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  4 wins & 15 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
R
Year:
2013
110 min
$144,900,000
Website
9,597 Views


What you gonna do, white boy?

You some type of hero?

Not a hero. He's a dumb kid.

I got an idea. Leave the girl alone.

Just move along. Huh, what do you say?

- "Move along"? David: - Yeah.

What are you,

some kind of cop?

He's not a cop. He's

actually really cool.

- Thanks.

- He's a drug dealer.

- Really?

- Goddamn it, Kenny.

Give me your backpack.

I don't wanna fight.

Well, there's not gonna be a fight.

See, you either give me the backpack...

...or I'm gonna stab you

in the neck and take it.

(WHISTLES)

It's a real Sophie's choice here, huh?

All right.

Okay, backpack it is.

If you wa...

Run, Kenny!

MAN 1:
You're dead meat!

Hey, sorry, I dropped my phone. Are

we still going out tonight or what?

F***ing sh*t! Sh*t!

(MAN 2 LAUGHS)

Oh, sh*t.

Sorry. This is f***ing dumb.

(GROANS)

MAN 1:
Whoa-ho-ho, motherf***er.

- We got you now.

- Unh!

MAN 1:
Do whatever's in the safe too.

MAN 2:
Look at that.

David:
It's not even my money. If

you take that my boss will kill me.

Kenny:
You okay, David? I can help.

I'll call the cops.

No, I'm okay.

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

David:
Hey!

Whoa, what the...! Unh!

MAN:
When Mr. Brad calls, you answer!

Get in there!

David:
Please don't tell me where

we're going. I love surprises.

- All right. Okay.

- Can I help you?

David:
Hi. You ordered

two black guys.

Oh. Okay. This guy.

No. David Clark here to see

Mr. Gurdlinger, please?

I'll tell him you're here.

Can I get you something?

Coffee. Tea. Fresca.

David:
Hmm.

You know what, a Fresca

sounds really good.

- You got it. David:

- Appreciate it.

Hold on one second. You guys

want anything? It's on me.

Replenishes electrolytes.

Don't want you cramping up

when you jerk each other off.

Nice meeting you.

Easy.

Easy. Oof!

Okay. I'm gonna hang out

here if that's all right.

Oh, thank you for that.

That's very helpful.

Oh! David Clark.

You're a hard man to find.

Take it easy on the plastic.

Whoa, Brad, what

the f*** is this?

Look, man, I was gonna call you back.

Do not kill me.

- I got robbed, okay. I swear. Brad:

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you...? What...?

Oh, the plastic?

Yeah, the plastic.

I've seen Dexter.

Buddy, I'm putting in a new

skylight, you idiot. Ha, ha.

You should have seen your face just now.

You sh*t a brick.

Well, what am I

supposed to think, man?

You've got these thugs throwing

a bag over my head. Come on.

I'm sorry about that. I

didn't mean to freak you out.

- It's fine.

- You do know I've killed people though?

Yeah, Brad, I know.

Ha-ha. All right, have a seat.

David:
Whoa, what

the f*** is that?

What? Oh, my orca? Yeah,

I bought an orca.

(SIGHS)

I make a lot of money.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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