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to marry me. Both of them?

Yes. That's what makes it so

difficult; I can only marry one.

Well, don't stint yourself. You

know you can afford both of them.

Now, Uncle Hubert, don't be unkind.

The Siamese twins married one girl.

They're not Siamese. Well, I

could paste 'em together for you.

Even then,

you wouldn't have a man.

Ah! Well, you know, I'm very

fond of that animal. Aren't you?

Who, me? Oh, yes,

I'm very attached to her.

Say, what would you

think about giving her...

a little more scope

when you exercise her?

How do you mean?

Well, uh-

Wait just a minute. Just

a minute. Right here.

Well, how about these?

I hardly think the owner would

want me to go skating about, sir.

Oh, no, no, not for you.

Let's put 'em on Droopy.

Droopy? Yes. Then she'll

get twice the exercise.

Don't you see?

Yes, sir. Yeah. Come

on, Droopy, old girl.

Come on.

All right, get her up.

There you are.

Hey!

Look out!

Look out!

- Hello. Oh, I-I-

- I'll murder that sailor!

He should be put in irons!

And fed on bread and water.

Look out.!

Look out.!

The lad is teaching that bear too

fast. But can you imagine that?

Fancy skating lessons the first

time out. Hold her, sailor.

This is insufferable! The

man must be out of his mind.

- Anybody get hurt?

- I did, but not where it shows.

In my country, the man would be

taught a lesson he'd never forget.

The lad meant no harm.

Put Droopy to bed and come back

here and wait for me. Yes, ma'am.

I should report you to the

Captain to be disciplined,

but I prefer to deal with

you myself. Yes, ma'am.

He's the freshest sailor

I've ever seen.

Ah, but he's cute.

If you'd only give me

the right to protect you.

Oh, Doris, if I were your husband, such

things as this would never happen to you.

Well, anyway,

who wants to walk?

Hubert, I want one.

You want one?

I want a prince.

I want a drink,

a great big drink.

She walks like you

She talks like you

Says pretty little things

just the way you do

So I fell in love with her

Because she

reminds me of you

She doubts like you

She pouts like you

Always keeps on telling me

that I'm untrue

So I fell in love with her

Because she

reminds me of you

Now time and time

I've called her by your name

And our love

I never have denied

But she said if I loved her

half as much as I love you

She'd be more than satisfied

She sighs like you

She cries like you

Always keeps on telling me

that I'm untrue

But I fell in love with her

Because she

reminds me of you

Angry, Hubert? No, I'm

not angry. I'm just hurt.

I had a vague idea

we were engaged to be married.

I'm perfectly willing to marry you,

but first I want you to buy me a prince.

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